What Is Even Going On?

James Acaster: Cold Lasagne Hate Myself 1999

Bonus:

hey there LGBTQ kids who are also Christian/Jewish! If you feel like you’re disobeying God, questioning your faith, or feel wrong and dirty for loving who you love, there’s this fantastic site I found today called hoperemains that accurately and thoroughly combs through scripture and its (many) mistranslations, validates your orientation, and basically let’s you know that you’re not pissing off God. It’s insanely thorough and after reading through every page on the entire site it’s super helpful. Go check it out!

*school bell rings*

*runs out of class screaming*

Me:SO LONG AND GOODNIGHT!

I am crying, this is so funny

my little cousin confidently declared that mother nature had a counterpart named daddy electric and i feel like this concept needs to be explored

I don’t know

I was talking about Gordon Ramsey and somebody suggested that Gordon Ramsey is my dad so I shout that he is and my older brother says he isn’t and then goes “wait, maybe he is.” I asked what he meant and he didn’t respond.....

......so Gordon Ramsey might be my dad

Surprise release of a picture of a dog by posting about it on Instagram.

abstract FOB decision generator: because what the fuck is going on anymore, really

Go Ryan Bergara!!!❤️

reblog to support ryan body slamming racists ❤️

You know what would be ironic?

Writing a paper on sleep deprivation, which left you sleep deprived because of having to write it.

Listen Up Columbia! — Portraits from a campus in crisis Photographed by Gabriella Gregor Splaver

Reblog the writers’ fortune cookie for luck!