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I think it'd be hilarious if Steph was a messy drunk
Like:
Steph, drunk off his ass, has novelty star shaped sunglasses on, laying his head on a pizza box, and having a heart to heart with a mop: I juss really luv himb yaknow?... He's juss so so SO speshul to me
Wong: Is he talking about you?
Tony: No
Wong: Then who?
Tony: Bob ross
dealing with the worst case scenario
your condom breaks
you feel a lump on your breast
your friends are ignoring you
you’re stranded on an island
you got rejected by a crush
you get into a car accident
you got stung by a bee/wasp
you got fired from your job
you’re in an earthquake
your tattoo gets infected
your house is on fire
you’re lost in the woods
you get arrested abroad
you get robbed
your partner cheated on you
you’re on a ship that’s sinking
you fall into ice
you’re stuck in an elevator
you hit a deer with your car
you have food poisoning
your pet passed away
you fall off of a horse
you or your friend has alcohol poisoning
you have toxic shock syndrome
your house has a gas leak
Two years?! I’m in!
james: what happens if i press the brakes and the gas at the same time?
carlos: the car takes a screenshot.
logan: for the last time, get the fuck out.
"i was standing in someone else's happiness begging to be let in" is such a poignant line you'd expect it to be from a poetry book or something but instead it's from james acaster's 1999 cold lasagne hate myself
James Acaster says trans rights!
Richard, how was your year?
Oof. My heart. Got...the feels
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