Mark Really Jingled His Keys At Us For A Whole Week To Keep Us Invested, Huh?

I found this one time when I was walking around in public. I feel it might be fitting.

When I first started watching Taskmaster, I genuinely thought Greg and Alex were married

I accidentally read this out loud.

My mom said some people like whores a lot.

My mom's like why would you want a t-shirt bra, it makes it look like you don't have anything on underneath? And than she's like don't wear that bra either, you can see the lines and everything. WELL WHAT THE FUCK? YOU WANT TO JUST GO WITHOUT ONE??? lol

No anon that make you a whore and nobody likes whores /s

Random happenings at school

Classmate:*points at my shoes* So you like 1D?

Me:Nope.

Classmate:You're lying.

Me:

Classmate:Anyways, I hear they're gonna get back together. Are you excited?

Me:I'd be frickin excited if MCR was getting back together.

Classmate: Who?

Me:MCR

Classmate: Who's that?

Me:My Chemical Romance. It's a band.

Classmate: Is that you and Jonathon?

Me:Nope. Not even close.

Classmate:You're lying.

Me: Whatever.

lol how is the sky

i think i finally figured this image out

“the” is the thing that links all these together, which is why its to the side while everything remains the same

“imagine the sky”

“touch the sky”

“how is the sky”

*September 1st on Tumblr*

just passing it on

Every enemy seems to obsess with strangling Doctor Strange. It’s Strange…

Reblog if you ship Vulquinn (Sal/Q)

I’m thinking about writing down the fanfics I have running around my head, and wanted to gauge interest.

P.S. If you want to toss me a future prompt, or just gush about any of the four most lovable idiots, my inbox is open 😊👍🏽

Update: he told me it’s because I’m like over 50% British. I now have even more questions.

I don’t know

I was talking about Gordon Ramsey and somebody suggested that Gordon Ramsey is my dad so I shout that he is and my older brother says he isn’t and then goes “wait, maybe he is.” I asked what he meant and he didn’t respond.....

......so Gordon Ramsey might be my dad