Martha From Martha Speaks Eats Stickers!

Behold

No. Wrong. It should say “This is a ken.” And “This Barbie rides the squirrel.”

I’m just right.

I thought he was a polite man. But of course BuzzFeed says otherwise.

I don’t fully remember why I searched this

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

Reblog the writers’ fortune cookie for luck!

Q’s mumbling

Reblog if you agree

James Acaster: Cold Lasagne Hate Myself 1999

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