Like:
Steph, drunk off his ass, has novelty star shaped sunglasses on, laying his head on a pizza box, and having a heart to heart with a mop: I juss really luv himb yaknow?... He's juss so so SO speshul to me
Wong: Is he talking about you?
Tony: No
Wong: Then who?
Tony: Bob ross
i often wonder if famous (or like, micro-famous) men know how hot they are. like when girls are even a little hot hot they get told theyre hot but i think sometimes dudes dont
I walked into the living room and went “AZIRAPHALE!!!!!!!”
idk why, but gender euphoria for me is james acaster energy
This is one of my favorites
[Joe and Sal, lying on the counter, speaking in mocked teenage girl tone.]
Joe: next weekend you wanna come with me and my parents to our beach house?
Sal: as if! I’m punished!
Joe: no!
Sal: yes!
Joe: I didn’t wanna say anything but your mom’s a B to the itch.
Sal: I think I need new best friends [looks at the camera].
We’ve got pillow forts.
Reblog to join.
No cult-members allowed.
*school bell rings*
*runs out of class screaming*
Me:SO LONG AND GOODNIGHT!
If you think about it, technically all cakes are pancakes because they’re all cakes prepared in a pan.