That James Acaster Quote Where He Jokes About Only Releasing Comedy Specials At The Same Time That Geniuses

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Reblog the writers’ fortune cookie for luck!

I thought it fixed itself but

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Okay so I was just scrolling down my feed and I was looking at a just-highschool-things post and I was like “is this a marvel post?” and it wasn’t so I was confused and I look up to see @ironfamjam ‘s pfp on the post instead of @just-high-school-things pfp. So now I’m just confused.

I am crying, this is so funny

my little cousin confidently declared that mother nature had a counterpart named daddy electric and i feel like this concept needs to be explored

Today is october 7th officially marking 365 days, 1 year, of the most well recorded genocide in history; of an occupation of a people which has been ongoing for 76 years. An entire year of constant israeli bombardment. Hundreds of thousands killed and missing. All the while, the people with the most power to stop the genocide continue to support and defend the politicians carrying out the slaughter.

Yet, it is also a year since the Palestinian resistance definitively proved to the world that israel is not only not the all-knowing state entity many believed nor that they were invincible or undefeatable. Over the course of the year, the resistance and its allies in Lebanon and Yemen have handed out defeats to not just israel but the west lead by the united states as well proving that those institutions and militaries are not invincible.

In israel itself, tens of thousands of bsuinesses are closing or have closed; its ports are under blockade; the settlers are fighting amongst themselves or leaving; it is a settler colony beginning to buckle under the simultaneousforces of its internal contradictions and of the Palestinian resistance. No doubt the struggle for liberation and against settler colonialism will continue until all the contradictions are resolved just as it were it rhodesia and south africa.

May we see a free Palestine in our lifetimes.

​can we chill tf out please I have homework to do

First of all: how dare you say Tom Harlock is a bottom.

Second: Danny Gonzalez is your idea of a top.

But most importantly good job for saying what we've all been thinking since we first saw David Dobrik, "that dude is 1000000000000% a bottom".

a venn diagram of male youtubers who get pegged and male youtubers who are danny gonzalez

and yet the world is silent…

No matter how many times I see this post, it’s still just as funny.

y’all: peter was able to stop bucky’s fist in civil war bc bucky heard peter’s voice, realized he was a child, then weakened his punch bc he was so worried about hurting a child uwu

me, eating pistachios: y’all know peter can canonically lift up to 75 tons, right. y’all know bucky’s fist is easy as hell for peter to block, right. y’all know bucky didn’t know shit about peter being a child and was just shocked that someone was able to so easily block his punch, right. y’all know that, right.

Anti anxiety.