Dunsolvedatthedisco - Dallon

I walked into the living room and went “AZIRAPHALE!!!!!!!”

Starting a Coven

We’ve got pillow forts.

Reblog to join.

No cult-members allowed.

gofundme.com

Donate to Evacuate Maram and her Family from Gaza, organized by Grace Owen

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Please help me help my friend help their friend to help their family get out of Gaza by donating to Maram's gofundme. Since I posted about her last month she's managed to escape but is now separated from her loved ones.

idk why, but gender euphoria for me is james acaster energy

We can't ibuprofen our way outta this one boys

This is one of my favorites

[Joe and Sal, lying on the counter, speaking in mocked teenage girl tone.]

Joe: next weekend you wanna come with me and my parents to our beach house?

Sal: as if! I’m punished!

Joe: no!

Sal: yes!

Joe: I didn’t wanna say anything but your mom’s a B to the itch.

Sal: I think I need new best friends [looks at the camera].

lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship

it's been one year of horrifying genocide, on top of over seven decades of occupation and violence. please donate to palestinian families to help them survive. if you don't know where to look, or are anxious about making a choice about who to help, head to gazafunds.com. please do what you can to help.

No matter how many times I see this post, it’s still just as funny.

y’all: peter was able to stop bucky’s fist in civil war bc bucky heard peter’s voice, realized he was a child, then weakened his punch bc he was so worried about hurting a child uwu

me, eating pistachios: y’all know peter can canonically lift up to 75 tons, right. y’all know bucky’s fist is easy as hell for peter to block, right. y’all know bucky didn’t know shit about peter being a child and was just shocked that someone was able to so easily block his punch, right. y’all know that, right.