Affirmation #73

"cool character I guess..." I mutter, walking away with a suspiciously character shaped lump in my throat

i'm a big fan of stories that go 'yeah the web of time was made up by the time lords to sell more time'

Catholic fans can you explain to me how the pope regenerates and if I need to start at St Peter or if I can just watch the new season please

i can't believe they just had sex right there on the page like that...

this is very important to me people seem to forget the scene where the master bleaches his hair in a gas station restroom with £1.49 domestos bleach….

thoschei: thoughts by a guy who hasn't watched doctor who

HEYA MAGGOTS, this post is me using (his words, not mine) 'toxic old man yaoi' to bribe my brother (the girlboss boyfailure @wispedvellichor) to post his liveblog of FNAF (Friday Nights with Freddie) (something I also haven't watched) on tumblr. If that sentence was incomprehensible to you then I pity you for the rest of this post.

SO, YOU (NOBODY) (/NOT ODYSSEUS EPIC FANDOM SHUT UP) ASKED FOR MY THOUGHTS ON THOSCHEI! HERE WE GO:

WHO IS THOSCHEI? Ignorant fool, it is a ship name. Of the Doctor and the Master. Doctor Who? Exactly. Master Who? No, just the Master.

Why is it Thoschei? Because the Doctor (medical license dubious, PhD completion dubious) apparently was a Theta not-male (the elusive predecessor of sigma males and the omegaverse). And the Master was called Koschei.

Now Dr Omegaverse and Mx PowerKink have a whole homoerotic childhood friends to homoerotic rivals to homoerotic enemies to homoerotic die-in-your-arms-Hamlet-style situationship to homoerotic i-dont-know-i-havent-watched-this-show thing going on

Dr Omegaverse has many reincarnations, half of whom are David Tennant

Mx Powerkink also does, of which I only know the guy making Thirteen kneel, the Metatron, Missy FemmeSelfCest (who makes out with Twelve, the lesbian), and SimmMaster, who is zaddy and the only reason I bother with this ship

They do a whole forehead touch Jayvik thing years before Jayvik did the forehead touch Jayvik thing

ZaddyMaster bangs a drum in a field. I wish I was the drum.

Who said that.

Missy FemmeSelfCest and ZaddyMaster dance (hence the SelfCest)

ZaddyMaster bleaches his hair, apparently in a public washroom. A girlboss and a slay.

He is pretty.

He's also the prime minister at one point and kills the US President. So uh. THE WORLD HAS NEED FOR YOU AGAIN, ZADDYMASTER.

There's a BDSM bondage chair where the Dr Omegaverse is gagged and when ungagged he tells ZaddyMaster how he wants to run away with him to tour the universe and how beautiful he is.

ZaddyMaster is pretty.

Idk that's all I can remember now I'm busy thinking dreamily of ZaddyMaster.

You're welcome whoreo! I know, I'm the best brother ever.

when i first watched the bit where the oods were explaining how all of the universe dreams of the master i thought What the fuck would he need to be doing that for but that was just his way of saying honey im home. got inside their heads and practically tortured every sentient being that exists Just to send the love of his life an intergalactic message. quite sweet actually if you think about it

has anyone drawn koschei in a glue trap yet. asking for research purposes

“the average queer tv show gets renewed for ten seasons” factoid actually just statistical error. average queer tv show gets renewed 0 times. Doctor Who, the sci-fi show from the sixties that will never ever end, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

in another life, you and i are kids again and the birds still sing each morning. the sun stays in the sky long into the evening and my throat doesn’t burn when i say your name.