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person, singing: oh do you know the muffin man who lives on-

the muffin man, covering their mouth: please stop giving away my address

Warm bread. You agree. Reblog

“red pill or blue pill” i say.  you look closer.  im not holding a red pill or a blue pill.  in one hand is a chuck e cheese coin and in the other is a capsule sponge toy that will turn into a purple velociraptor in your stomach.

has anyone else gone through that very awkward moment when you make a joke about being queer to people you’ve come out to or thought you’d come out to only to realize that either they forgot or you never came out to them bc like that was a level of awkwardness and uncomfortableness that i was NOT prepared for 

me: please let me watch something new 

my brain: so we’re rewatching rise of the guardians again

in my english class we were reading these articles about teenagers and reading and one of the articles talked about how a lot of teens aren’t reading less, surveys just aren’t covering all the stuff teens are reading these days and the kid summarizing it said ‘actually the article goes on for quite a bit on fan fiction’

and my teacher was like ‘!!! all kinds of fiction is good!  fan fiction, crime fiction, realistic fiction, (ect.)’ and if im being totally honest here guys, i dont think she knows what fan fiction is

me: *accidentally hits tom nook’s tent with my shovel*

tom nook, inside, shaking: w h a t  t h e  f u c k

books similar to the selection (royal is presented with a bunch of people of the opposite sex to choose a life partner from (usually a male royal presented with girls.  they get married at the end)  usually end up with a part where the two people are like ‘lets be friends’ and thus starts the slow burn from friends to lovers HOWEVER such a book could be improved if instead they never left the friend stage and bond over both of them being aromantic (and maybe also asexual or on the ace-spec) and the rest of the book is just them whispering jokes to each other over group dinners and working on solving problems and the royal realizes that their new BFF is not only the funniest person they’ve ever met they also have an amazing mind for politics and they eventually get married (because thats the whole point of this ‘selection’ and they realize that 1. if they don’t the country will get upset and the royal will be pushed into another relationship or something, 2. it would be weird to just keep you’re new best friend around after ending the ‘selection’ and either royal’s parents or some other government authority would want BFF out of the castle, and 3. they want to spend the rest of their purely platonic lives together) and eventually they adopt some kids and maybe some animals as well and live out their best lives.

idk i just think it’d be neat

me: you know goosebumps?  skin go be like porcupine (arg) and helps keep you warm.  and skin is just so nice, you know?  keeps everything inside.  nothing can get out unless my skin opens up.

my mom: i asked you about possible vacation spots

people in like, adventure movies, always have to go through a room with dart dispensers lining the walls at head level, right??? why don’t they just roll past them on the floor?

i hate that the answer to the question ‘which is more likely to kill Dean Winchester: God or Rusty Nail’ is rusty nail

The fact that the Blue Spirit is a character from a play and that the mask is also from the play means Zuko was committing vigilante justice in cosplay.

enjoy life while you can!  hell has reached max capacity and the spirits of those who try to attain residence will be redirected directly Into The Void!

someone: so who do you have a crush on

me:

You can't be subject to amatanormativity if you live in a cabin deep in the woods.

so my school’s drama production is ‘The Hobbit’ and i’m playing kili and at one point the person playing fili had to leave early so i pulled out one of these

from my pocket and held it up and said ‘okay guys this is Germ but his friends call him God, say hi!’ and everyone simultaneously said ‘hi God’ and i had God speak fili’s lines for the rest of the day.  10/10 rehearsal.

why is sports such an intense fandom

i’m using a character name generator and it just gave me the name Waffle Treason.  due to this event it is now clear to me that i am have been blessed by the gods.

remember when Cas lost his memory, got married, recovered his memories, and then immediately left his wife forver to help Dean?  wild.

you have opened my eyes.

*clears throat*

*steps up to microphone*

*hesitates*

I view Jack Kline as an aroace and it would be really cool if I had the motivation and writing abilities required to make some one shots or something.

That... that is all.

dragonflies are bug helicopters.