Every Time I Listen To Harpy Hare, It Reminds Me Of The Stan Twins And Mystery Twins Relationship..

Stargleam: oo six from the looks at it!

*she examines his hands*

That's so cool!! I wish I was a human..being a magical talking horse can be boring you know?

*a young bat pony flies towards him* oh my gosh!! Are you a human? I've only seen humans in myths! Do you guys really have hands? I gotta write this down!!

*she says asking too many questions excitingly*

There isn't much that surprises Ford, but the sudden appearance of a talking pony certainly made the older man raise his eyebrows. He had seen creatures like this before, but it wasn't in reality, rather one of Mabel's favorite cartoons.

"Oh! Well, yes! I do in fact have hands!" He can't help but chuckle, and raises his hands to illustrate the point.

Firefloofy: *she gives stan the 200 mystery skulls* thank you sir!

*she says her visor haveing a happy emote*

Firefloofy:*comes out of a damaged portal the place she comes from before the portal closes behind her looks post apocalyptic almost..she's also a protogen..*

Jesus fuck man..wait is this grass?! Oh my god I actually did it!! No more eating bugs!! I'm finally free!!

*she doesn't notice everyone just starting at her..well she's not even human..*

(Firefloofy is my main fursona if you don't feel comfortable rp than I completely understand ^^)

…Mabel?

We’ve seen weirder at this point.

HEY WELCOME TO THE MYSTERY SHACK! BUY SOMETHING!

Here's something I drew for the first week of forduary! I'm not good at drawing humans so I decided to draw a colt ford practicing magic.

Uri:fiddleford? He's with you guys too? Interesting..

*she thinks for a moment*

*she puts the device back in her bag*

Sorry Ford, this device is dangerous, and it could break time and space. Who knows what would happen if a person touched it... I don't wanna think about it..

*she says horrified but intrigued*

*a flareon pops out of nowhere*

Uri: Wow, a universe where stan and Ford aren't baby boomers? Dang, you are one of the lucky ones! Believe me, I met many Stan and Fords! Anyways, how's life going for yall?

*Stan and Ford stood frozen, staring at the bright colorful creature in front of them. Its voice— clear, articulate, and entirely unexpected— hung in the air like an impossible riddle. Each twin reacted in their own way, though both were clearly struggling to process what was happening.*

"Woah… you can talk?"

*Stan took a step back, his hand reflexively moving to rub the back of his neck. His brows shot up, and his tone was a mix of shock and awe. He blinked a few times, half-expecting the Flareon to vanish into thin air. It didn’t.*

"Who are you? Actually, what are you?"

*Ford stepped closer, his curiosity outweighing his surprise. He adjusted his glasses, squinting slightly as if trying to make sense of the scene before him. His tone was calm, analytical, the excitement of encountering something new bubbling just under the surface.*

*Stan glanced at his brother, noticing that Ford was already falling into scientist mode, completely ignoring the initial question. Realizing he’d have to handle the social side of things, Stan sighed and turned back to the Flareon.*

"Well, uh… we’re doin’ just peachy. For the most part anyway."

*Stan’s tone was casual but still tinged with disbelief, his attempt at politeness barely masking the fact that he was still reeling. He gave the Flareon a slight, awkward nod, as if that would somehow make the situation feel more normal.*

Your local pan and demi-girl is not homophobic ^^

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

Stargleam: a place called equestria! A place where all kinds of mythical creatures like myself inhabit! It's pretty. I'd like to show you around! But we are not in that dimension..

*she says looking at ford*

*a young batpony filly flies towards him*

Stargleam:Hi!! Tiny human!! Are you a human? I've never seen one before hehe!

*she says flying around ford*

"Woah!! Hello! What are you? ...Sorry, that sounded rude..."

[He's getting dizzy trying to keep his eye on her]

Stargleam:*she smiles with stars in her eyes* really? That's very nice of you!..but are you sure you want to? I can buy it!

*she says, looking up at Ford*

*a young bat pony flies towards him* oh my gosh!! Are you a human? I've only seen humans in myths! Do you guys really have hands? I gotta write this down!!

*she says asking too many questions excitingly*

There isn't much that surprises Ford, but the sudden appearance of a talking pony certainly made the older man raise his eyebrows. He had seen creatures like this before, but it wasn't in reality, rather one of Mabel's favorite cartoons.

"Oh! Well, yes! I do in fact have hands!" He can't help but chuckle, and raises his hands to illustrate the point.

Stargleam:*Gasps with stars in her eyes* yay! Im so excited to have a new friend! especially one thats human! I have to share my gem collection with you sometime! oh and my pet bat cat indigo! though she might bite..

*she than hugs him and than quickly lets go*

sorry am I doing to much? I tend to get carried away when Im excited..

*she says laughing nervously*

*a young bat pony flies towards him* oh my gosh!! Are you a human? I've only seen humans in myths! Do you guys really have hands? I gotta write this down!!

*she says asking too many questions excitingly*

There isn't much that surprises Ford, but the sudden appearance of a talking pony certainly made the older man raise his eyebrows. He had seen creatures like this before, but it wasn't in reality, rather one of Mabel's favorite cartoons.

"Oh! Well, yes! I do in fact have hands!" He can't help but chuckle, and raises his hands to illustrate the point.

Sometimes, I hate scrolling through the gravity falls hashtag! I don't want to see bare asscheaks while looking at wholesome pines family art!! Agh!!

Uri: I know seeing a video game character is crazy! Who knew a pokemon like me could exist in another reality? I'm uri btw!

*she says, extending her paw out for a handshake*

*a flareon pops out of nowhere*

Uri: Wow, a universe where stan and Ford aren't baby boomers? Dang, you are one of the lucky ones! Believe me, I met many Stan and Fords! Anyways, how's life going for yall?

*Stan and Ford stood frozen, staring at the bright colorful creature in front of them. Its voice— clear, articulate, and entirely unexpected— hung in the air like an impossible riddle. Each twin reacted in their own way, though both were clearly struggling to process what was happening.*

"Woah… you can talk?"

*Stan took a step back, his hand reflexively moving to rub the back of his neck. His brows shot up, and his tone was a mix of shock and awe. He blinked a few times, half-expecting the Flareon to vanish into thin air. It didn’t.*

"Who are you? Actually, what are you?"

*Ford stepped closer, his curiosity outweighing his surprise. He adjusted his glasses, squinting slightly as if trying to make sense of the scene before him. His tone was calm, analytical, the excitement of encountering something new bubbling just under the surface.*

*Stan glanced at his brother, noticing that Ford was already falling into scientist mode, completely ignoring the initial question. Realizing he’d have to handle the social side of things, Stan sighed and turned back to the Flareon.*

"Well, uh… we’re doin’ just peachy. For the most part anyway."

*Stan’s tone was casual but still tinged with disbelief, his attempt at politeness barely masking the fact that he was still reeling. He gave the Flareon a slight, awkward nod, as if that would somehow make the situation feel more normal.*