2017-2019

my wife is giving birth and it’s messing with my vibe fr fr had to cut her off

my counselor: how are you doing?

me: good, how are you?

my counselor: good, what brings you in today?

me: im doin real bad karen

i have an emotional attachment to this email

Stole this from d-unique designs on fb

person: you look dead

me: thanks

I literally cannot believe you have to keep putting food in your body every day, I JUST ate yesterday and you’re telling me I have to eat again. Who the fuck came up with this