Dvyfknjns - Tired

stop playing the victim. that’s not even a real instrument

y'all mind if i

can’t…im shy

SHIRT by request

worth a try

girl: *stares outside of window on train, looking pensive*

boy: she’s so beautiful, so thoughtful, my manic pixie Dream girl

girl: *to herself* how many donuts can i stuff in my mouth at 1 time

we need to start teaching baby fags that it's okay to be fat and/or old because it's really starting to get dire out here

Corvo, rummaging through a dumpster: Hey look, coffee! Looks like my luck is taking a turn!

Corvo: [Sips it & spit-takes]

Corvo: WHO THE FUCK PUT SOY IN THEIR COFFEE?

queen of humor