Dvyfknjns - Tired

cant believe nessie is rly a 34 yr old accountant from akron, ohio

Corvo, rummaging through a dumpster: Hey look, coffee! Looks like my luck is taking a turn!

Corvo: [Sips it & spit-takes]

Corvo: WHO THE FUCK PUT SOY IN THEIR COFFEE?

Ship dynamics are always like Sunshine and Sunshine protector~ Cinnamon roll and their grumpy one 🤗 Well what about 2 cunts. They're both cunts and that's the dynamic. cunt4cunt.

Damn, look how ripe these soda’s are. Almost ready for peeling.

*holds ur hand* bro… u look so pretty tonight

job application: describe your most recent leadership role

me: sometimes at crosswalks i'm the first one to start jaywalking and everyone follows me

he reason dishonored is such a good game is bc it fulfills all of humanity’s basic needs

Hi I'm having a heart attack what should I do?

don’t listen to the haters ❤️ just be yourself xx