Endless Ghibli (45/?)

When you open your camera app to take a picture of something and it opens on the front camera

my wife is giving birth and it’s messing with my vibe fr fr had to cut her off

It’s too hot *opens window* in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses.

I literally cannot believe you have to keep putting food in your body every day, I JUST ate yesterday and you’re telling me I have to eat again. Who the fuck came up with this

how a cat looks at you when you turn on the light in a dark room they were sleeping in

me: *gets hit by a car* sorry

me: (googling) snake bite leg what to do

google: elevate and apply pressure

me: (lifting snake real high) apologize or else

he reason dishonored is such a good game is bc it fulfills all of humanity’s basic needs