Dvyfknjns - Tired

No offense but I want to be stupidly in love with someone. I want to be an utter fucking dumbass with someone and them have the same amount of chaotic energy. I want to go absolutely feral and them be just as into as I am

me: mom, i need money

mom: what? did you spend those two dollars i gave you in 2003 already?

date a boy who hates coleslaw date a boy who never lets coleslaw near you date a boy who will chuck a bowl of coleslaw across the room if someone puts it near you

"Friends don't look at friends that way" I think some of you just need to be nicer to your friends.

im gonna need to see ur license and regist-  oh gosh mr washington i apologize have a nice day sir

Found this little guy in the dishwasher

Seriously thinking about designing a full deck of feline tarot cards…

Whilst playing with the idea I drew up this death card… it seemed appropriate at the close of the year.

dwayne johnson, paper, scissors