How are people rich in their 20s like what is that about
date a boy who hates coleslaw date a boy who never lets coleslaw near you date a boy who will chuck a bowl of coleslaw across the room if someone puts it near you
doing normal stuff while listening to metal is so funny because I'm eating cereal and this guy is screaming at me
cardinal truths:
-women be shoppin
-men get pegged
-cops are bastards
-shrimpin ain’t easy