job application: describe your most recent leadership role
me: sometimes at crosswalks i'm the first one to start jaywalking and everyone follows me
well, i remember i HAD a thought….
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me: (googling) snake bite leg what to do
google: elevate and apply pressure
me: (lifting snake real high) apologize or else
not now son, daddy’s trying to take a selfie
doing normal stuff while listening to metal is so funny because I'm eating cereal and this guy is screaming at me