Dvyfknjns - Tired

How many dogs do you even know that clean up after themselves? Don’t worry dog boy, I’ll pick it up!

It’s so unfair i don’t get to see where evolution will go in 50 million years

friend: i'll pick you up at 5

clock: 5:01

me: wHeRE teh fuKc

would an alien think im pretty

https://www.instagram.com/p/B6VzgKKJYgY/

me: I dont wanna like…… do things……..

My psychologist: You have to, do things

me: 

i hate mornings but i love you

When you open your camera app to take a picture of something and it opens on the front camera

It's crazy how giant squids and sperm whales just have like giant kaiju battles down in the deepest depths everyday and it's real