Dvyfknjns - Tired

ah yes they call me “No Queue” Jones because I post everything I reblog at once with no breaks in between and then vanish into the night for extended periods of inactivity

It’s so unfair i don’t get to see where evolution will go in 50 million years

me: hi how are y’all doin today customer: good how are you me: im great how are you

me: (googling) snake bite leg what to do

google: elevate and apply pressure

me: (lifting snake real high) apologize or else

would an alien think im pretty

got an oil change and the guy told me i needed a tire rotation. lmao, the tires are rotating every time i drive it, that’s how it works. idiot.

my wife is giving birth and it’s messing with my vibe fr fr had to cut her off