Albedo: Does this make us...non-existent?
Kunikuzushi: Are we even real?
Albedo: Are all our thoughts controlled?
Kunikuzushi: Do we actually feel? What are emotions? What are feelings?
Albedo: Do we not have free will? Are we puppets with invisible strings?
Kunikuzushi: What does it mean to be human? What distance us from humans and gods?
Albedo: What are we?
Kunikuzushi: What is our purpose?
Albedo: Do we even exist?
Both: *existential crisis*
(I headcanon that Teiko students are from well-off or wealthy backgrounds because Teiko is F A N C Y. Also, redeemed Haizaki.)
Kagami: So, all of you and your family are rich?
Kuroko: Yes, Kagami-kun.
Kagami: *looks at Haizaki* and you're working how many jobs?
Haizaki: Two.
Kagami: And you?
Kise: I work as a model.
Kagami: You?
Kuroko: I part-time in the library.
Nijimura: I work three jobs.
GoM: Nijimura-senpai!?!?
Kagami: Who the fu—
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Kagami: Okay, but, like, why?
Nijimura: We're all mentally unstable and need money for medication, that shit expensive.
Akashi: Does not work, unfortunately.
Midorima: What a waste, nanodayo.
Aomine: Who wants to drink meds, anyway.
Momoi: Dai-chan! You need medication.
Atsushi: I don't think that'll help his missing braincells or any of our health...
Kise: I think we gained immunity.
Nijimura: I need those medication to deal with life, dammit.
Kuroko: We all do.
Haizaki: I don't think we gained immunity. I think we're just that bad...
GoM(Momoi + Nijimura + Haizaki): . . .
Nah.
Kagami: What the fuck you mean "nah?" Yes. Yes, you are.
Xingqui: *posts a new chapter*
Beginning note: hey, guys! Sorry for the wait. I had some personal issues. My boyfriend finally got an evil spirit exorcised and then I met his hot aunt. Oh, then I talked to my cover illustrator and he apologised for the late product, apparently he was doing some experiment about or on some weird tentacle creature and then he lost his notes and then met a clone of himself and badabing badaboom, they're best friends now. Well after he stabs said clone, anyway. But anyhow, I hope you enjoy the chapter!!
Albedo: *mumbling incoherently while staring at a wall*
Kaeya: Albedo, have you taken your medication?
Dainsleif: Your majesty, we do not have 'medication'.
Kaeya: Wait, what?
Albedo: We do not have this 'medication' you speak of.
Kaeya: Wait. So you are saying...we built all these advance stuff, we are the most advanced nation in Teyvat, but we don't have anti-depressants?
Dainsleif: We were never that advance in the medical field.
Albedo: So it seems.
Kaeya: Then what have I been taking?
Dainsleif: ...Your highness—
Albedo: I am not sure, but I want it.
...For experimentation purposes.
Dainsleif: I'm too old for this.
...No I'm not.
May I join in this partaking?
Mayuzumi: Generation of Miracles? More like Generation of Weirdos.
Nijimura: Generation of Miracles? More like Generation of Homos.
Murasakibara: I want ice cream...
Himuro: You can't. You have a cough.
Murasakibara: *pouts* So mean, Muro-chin.
Himuro: *closes his eyes and sighs*
Murasakibara: *eating ice cream*
Himuro: *opens his eyes* Where the fu—
Kuroko: why are you so large?
Atsushi: God decided to bless me with a big dick but found out a small body can't handle it so he gave me a bigger body.
KnS/GoM: . . .
My twin OC's. Sora, the one with short hair, is the younger twin. And Hana, the one with longer hair, is the older twin.
Kaeya Gindori art. Original character.
Do not repost my art without credit.