Lmao

Can I get uhhh.. twilight but with more diversity

As if on cue, Andrew appeared in the doorway with a bottle of whiskey in one hand and Kevin at his back. “Success.”

That scene in the first book at Wymack’s apartment

(pt 1/pt 2)

i love writing luke’s tendency to be a feral little man like Yes he’s the savior of the galaxy Yes he’s a pure hearted beam of sunshine BUT he came from a hick town in the Outer Rim with nothing to do but hang out in bars and use ROUSes as target practice AND he shares DNA with anakin skywalker so he can drink Han under the table and thinks traffic laws are a joke send tweet

Ahsoka: If Anakin and I were both drowning, who would you save?

Rex: I don’t know, both of you?

Ahsoka: No, if you could only save one of us.

Rex: Well, I would probably save Skywalker because he can’t swim and I happen to know you’re an excellent swimmer.

Ahsoka: Suppose I was holding an anchor? Who would you save then?

Rex: Well, why don’t you let go of the anchor?

Ahsoka: It’s a family heirloom.

Rex: I’m leaving.

after getting fed up of hearing sokka gently implore zuko to consider “using logic and reason to solve his problems” for the umpteenth time, zuko decides that instead of actually giving serious consideration to this all but impossible advice, he will simply name his swords Logic and Reason, and that’s that problem solved. sokka’s only response is to roll his eyes and deadpan, “wow, I bet you think you’re very clever.”

of course, zuko does think he’s very clever, and so he brags about it in a letter to katara, who finds it equally hilarious. and when the time comes for sokka to make the same plea to katara (which doesn’t take long, mind you) she just says, “but I already do solve all my problems with logic and reason,” and holds up two fists. sokka is even less impressed the second time around, because it’s not even an original joke.

and then suki gets involved. meet her fans, Logic and Reason. and toph’s two giant boulders, which, when she crushes them together, create the center at which ideas meet. not to mention mai’s knives, among which are Thinking Things Through, Rationality, and Common Sense.

it is one day that azula laments that she wishes people would employ logic & reason more often and sokka, sick to death of this joke that was barely funny the first time, goes “oh, let me guess, they’re these two giant bodyguards who shoot lava out of their hands.” and azula’s just like “no wtf??? it’s the process of using critical thinking to make decisions????”

sokka’s like “really?? it’s not the tiny knives in your hair or various poisons or anything like that???” and azula seems genuinely concerned that he’s hit his head on a very hard surface. at which point sokka must acquiesce to the fact that azula might be his sole ally in this matter, which truly defies all logic and reason.

some people are born with tornadoes in their lives,

but constellations in their eyes.

moments before the end of the world

Edward: so now that I’m marrying Bella I’m finally going to be able to enjoy a night with her but I’m a little confused on what to do :/

Emmett who’s had a presentation prepared since the 1940s:

stephanie remembers a lot of things, a lot of pain, a lot of hurt.

she still can't stay in hospitals, can't look inside closets too long without flinching away. but it's this - it's this that's the worst.

her hands are bound tight, chains wrapped around her body, and while she's fighting to control her breathing, she's starting to drown in memories.

memories of black mask, of torture, of dying - she needs to get out of here. she needs to get out. she can't survive this, not now. not now. she's too tired. not now.

but she doesn't have a choice.

it's cope or die - and she's already died once before.

Thanks for the advice, Mr FB of I! That's the same thing my very good friend the Nigerian prince told me, too, so our MUST be true!