Dysregulatedcreative - CurrentFixations

I tap the mic. “Most people don’t want to crawl down your chimney and steal your dog.”

the crowd murmurs uncertainly.

“If someone wants to steal your dog,” I continue, “there are easier ways to do that. They don’t have to crawl into a chimney.”

Murmuring intensifies. People stand in their seats and begin to boo.

“People disguising themselves as chimney sweepers and stealing dogs is not a rational fear,” I shout. “Literally anyone could steal your dog. Why make sweeping chimneys illegal?”

“I have a list of chimney sweeps who stole dogs from parks!” Someone yells, throwing a shoe.

“You seriously think no chimney sweepers could possibly ever steal from a home?” Another cries.

“Only a dog thief would even want to crawl into a chimney to begin with!” Says a third.

A single tear rolls down my cheek. They are all so fucking stupid

This is a metaphor

you know what I needed today? Tookaverse shenanigans

hommes différents, mondes différents

I love all the things that we as clone fans have collectively agreed on that have absolutely no reason for us to believe them.

my favourite example of this being fox's entire character/personality

This man speaks like two lines in the show and never takes his helmet off once. yet, we know so much about him 

he has a raging caf addiction

he hates his job

he hates his boss

he hates the senate

overworked + underpaid king

he has curly hair that is slightly greying on the temples

he adores cats

he would do absolutely anything for his brothers

he hasnt slept in years

BONUS

he is in a committed romantic relationship with Senator Riyo Chuchi (who he has never interacted with ever)

In the 2000s, phones had quirks and class....

adhd executive dysfunction sucks bcuz im just sitting there and my brain is like

YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME

no work done no rest gained. literally no point of this at all

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This cracks me up. The silent beat as he stares ahead, realizing he just got himself into deep shit before slamming his gloves to the ground.

It wouldn't be a bad batch season if people weren't excited for characters who are not the bad batch

let's hear it for the nonbinary folks who:

don't present androgynously

use "binary" pronouns in any capacity

identify partially with a binary gender

have a "gendered" name

don't experience body dysmorphia

don't experience gender dysphoria

DO experience gender dysphoria/body dysmorphia but aren't sure what gender or body would suit them

just experience body/gender apathy instead

can't be open about their gender identity yet

you're all absolutely valid.

don't ever feel like you're "not nonbinary enough" because you absolutely are! 💖

Some people look better with less clothes and some of us were born with the painful absence of a Soviet era military winter overcoat