This Is Their Dynamic To Me

I think the funniest bit of ppl deciding Fox is their Blorbo of choice is that the prime counter argument is that he has a grand total of like 5 minutes of screentime.

Which. Sure.

But have you considered that out of that 5 minutes he spends like 3.5 minutes hitting Iconic Poses.

Like That guy on one knee with one pistol raised as he talks into his Com? Fox. The affronted manager being yelled at by Karanikin? Fox. The bitchy guy with his arms crossed talking to Ashoka? Fox.

And his promo image Pose???

Like. Sir.

Clone Wars playing the imperial march every time Anakin is mildly inconvenienced will never not make me laugh.

Commander Fox gets hit by a speeder because he was avoiding the Chancellor cause he has zero respect for that old man. The medics are pissed bc this was 100% avoidable.

Coincidentally, Fox’s batchmates are on Coruscant so they all come to visit it him. They all ask how he broke both his legs and several ribs but he just says “I don’t remember” cause he’s too embarrassed to admit he was ditching work. So they ask the medics, who just say “it was Palpatine” and mutter darkly. The batch interprets this as Chancellor Palpatine broke Fox’s legs and gave him internal bleeding.

They react to that misunderstanding as one might expect. By the time the casts come off the war is over and clones have rights. Also Fox never skips a check up again due to the medics having blackmail hanging over his head like a guillotine.

I think what makes the Amanda The Adventurer games stand out compared to other mascot horror games is that despite being a game about demons and occultism, it's actually frighteningly realistic to how child actors are exploited and abused in real life.

POV Cody at least once every battle

“We hope this email finds you well” babe, the only emails I hope find me well are the ones from Archive of Our Own

they share a braincell

hommes différents, mondes différents

I might have trusted the process too much this time.

Martina (Nerdforge)