Fem Sanji Is All That Goes Through My Brain Yall Like It’s Just Like Bouncing Around In There

Tim: so why should we select you?

Guy A: I'm rich and handsome

Dick: Bruce is literally a billionaire. are you saying you are more rich than him?

Jason: and handsome? Don't make me laugh you look worse than our family dog.

Guy A: ex-xcuse me??

Damian: you are excused. Now get out

Tim: and what about you?

Guy b: I can protect him

Damian: protect?? dad??

Dick: [scoffs] It's like saying you can protect Batman.

Guy b: but he ain't Batman though

Jason: bitch he might be

Damian: where did you even find these people Tim?

Jason: seriously? imagine saying u can protect Batman

Dick: nah bruh imagine flexing money and looks on Bruce

Tim: ok guys this is the last candidate for the day

Tim: so what makes you special?

Clark: I can cook for him

Jason:[snorts] What if you can cook for him? How can it help our Bruce?

Clark: I'm sorry I'm not as rich as him but I can cook, clean, and care for him

Dick: have you brought anything to claim your statement.

Clark:[places the pie] I brought this Kansas special apple pie-

Damian:[already on his second slice] ae-ets gsoo ghuuud

Jason, Tim, and Dick fighting for the last piece

Clark: uh..soo

Damian:[clears his throat] You are selected.

Dick: Definitely

Jason: prepare your vows

Tim: btw who recommended you? Because you have a really ordinary background

Clark: oh it was Bruce

[collective HUH from batkids]

Clark: [snickering] It was to get approved by you guys

[collective even louder HA]

Clark: [laughing] That's because we are already dating

[collectively yelling WHAT]

Clark: [changing into Superman] hate to leave like this on our first meet but Metropolis needs me

[collective screaming]

i found this going through a link that brought me to something called x.com? Just thought it was both hilarious and adorable.

the only reason why transfem Sanji isn't 100% canon is because 3 beautiful, well written, strong women in the main cast of a shonen manga would be too powerful

The dudebros would be so angry,,, I'd like to see them cry about it.

awawawa, KaiDof arranged marriage au

Love this fic

“So,” Zoro says, “Future Pirate King, probably needs a decent-sized crew, right? How many so far?” “Fhree!” Luffy says with his mouth full. “I-It’s just us,” Koby clarifies. “You’re shitting me,” Zoro says flatly. “Do you at least have a decent ship?” “Yeah!” Luffy declares, at the same time Koby says, “No.” Zoro runs a hand down his face. “What the hell did I sign up for?” He mutters. “Whatever, no going back now. Where are we headed next, Captain?” Luffy beams at the title. “The Grand Line!” He says, spitting crumbs across the table. Zoro chokes on his drink. Koby lets out an undignified squeak. “L-Luffy, we really need to get a decent ship first!” Koby insists, “And a proper navigator.” “Eh? Koby can steer us!” Luffy declares. Koby blanches. “No, I can’t! I barely got us here!” “I have a decent sense of direction,” Zoro shrugs, “Can’t be that hard.”

Read the new chapter of Koby’s Awful No-Good Very Confusing Day on AO3!

The third chapter of my Strawhat Koby fic, in which Koby travels back in time to save Luffy from certain death, and ends up becoming part of his crew this time around. This chapter, the boys are headed to the Grand Line! Orange Town!

Navi ship (‘∀’●)♡

[ Original art from Veil manga by Kotteri ]

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makes this within like, 3 hours and throws it at tumblr because i NEEDED to make this with One Piece characters.

also because i think the idea of the Marines having a diversity initiative is the funniest shit in the world.

rbs > likes pls

edit: i'm moving all my art to my art blog here: @vergilbergart

Lmao idk what to do so Zosan fic by something @sergi07 sent me

MODERN AU!! In this au, the whole crew lives together! (Only from Luffy to Robin, since I didn't get to the others arcs yet, sue me.) Ah, what a wonderful night. Really, seeing the moon rise up softly as Sanji watches from the balcony, smoking. It was already after dinner, so most of the crew had slept, except Sanji, or so he proclaimed. He watches the moon's glowing radiance falling onto the world, admiring it. He liked looking at the moon, and also the stars. He liked them very much. He liked the way it reminded him of his mother, who was also in the stars, or above. Sometimes, thinking about that makes him shed a tear at the thought of his mother. But today, he felt happy knowing his mother was in a better place. He smiled to himself, not seeming to notice the other figure behind him, smiling at how cute he looked right now. The other figure chuckled, finally catching his attention, but he didn't look at him.* "Zoro, stop staring at me like that." Sanji grumbled, blowing a puff of smoke out of his mouth, the glowing light of the moon made him seem ethereal in some way. "Why? What did I do to hurt the precious curly-browed cook?" Zoro mused, crossing his arms as he smirked softly, leaning beside him, yet his only attention was on Sanji. "Is this how you going to play now, marimo?" Sanji asked, raising his curled brow at the compliments, Zoro wasn't usually like this. Usually, he tried to get sleep whenever he could. "What are you here for?" Sanji continued, finally looking at Zoro, who was already admiring his looks, almost dazed.

"Well, I want to ask you out on a date..." Zoro shrugged, looking away a little as he blushed a little, yet with his tan complexion and the light glow, it wasn't seen by Sanji. "don't ever take me on a date to the aquarium. I'll sit and watch the fish the whole time, and I won't say a word to you unless I need food or to take a piss or something." *Sanji mused, chuckling at himself, blowing out another puff of white smoke.* "Well, yeah. That's the whole point. I get to sit back and watch you smile and have fun, I like when you cook." Zoro smiled softly, not looking at him, but looking at the moon while Sanji stared at him, dazed in his own thoughts.* Out of the all blue, he started crying, as he glomped onto Zoro, sending both of them to the ground he hugged Zoro, burying his head into Zoro's chest, hearing his heartbeat. Zoro only laughed at Sanji's antics, patting his head and running his fingers through Sanji's blonde locks of hair. "So, we up for that date?" "Of course." THE END. I kinda want a pt2 with them just going to the aquarium.

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