Arthur: Merlin why—
Merlin: *sobs dramatically* she did this to me.
Arthur looks at his manservant dressed in a fitting crimson red gown, short hair artfully brushed out and neck bare from the familiar neckerchief. Merlin certainly made a pretty picture he thinks, as his eyes lingers on Merlin's collarbones, before dipping lower towards his manservant's—
Arthur: *slightly flushed and coughing* Uh, you look–well you look not bad. For a man in a dress. Quite uh, nice.
Merlin: *sniffling whilst glaring* Figures you'd compliment me now.
Merlin: *points an accusing finger at Arthur* You're definitely Morgana's brother!
Oop- I've been exposed-
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Idea: flamebird (wally) gets offered to join the justice league. Barry is utterly surprised when his nephews response is "I'll have to talk with my partner in Blüd haven, first"
Barry is confused since when was flamebird operating in Blüd haven and have a partner there???
[This came purely from the fact I love those birdflash fics where they have a relationship reveal because the justice league is scouting nightwing as new recruit, and I went but what if it was refused with flamebird!wally?]
Wally comes home and is like "hey rob, uncle Barry just offered for me to join the justice league you and spooky mind if i join you on the big boys team?" And dick just calls Oracle and asks her for the footage of that conversation because holy shit he needs to see his future uncle in-laws reaction to that conversation!
(Usual birdflash vigilante au: flamebird!wally, nightwing!dick, living together in Blüd haven, probably engaged, flamebird is not as well-known as nightwing.)
Kinda similar vibes to 'flamebird came first' on Ao3
Do your worst.
Always
Mine own moth'r shouldst has't nev'r did talk with thee
or did marry thee
or hadst me
neith'r shouldst i has't hath paid thee any mind not aft'r what thee didst
to h'r,
to me.
yet i didst because i desp'rately did want a fath'r.
coequal if 't be true t wast one i didn't seeth thee as much as mine own moth'r.
thee w're nev'r a valorous husband,
a child shouldn't has't to protecteth their moth'r.
at first thee w're a valorous fath'r
most of the timeth.
then as i did turn ten and hitteth othergates'rty
thee hath changed.
to me at least,
to the people who is't very much kneweth thee hadst known these w're thy true colours.
and yet somehow thee kneweth bef're me,
yond i wasn't truly me
yond i wouldn't beest what thee did want
yond i wasn't h'r.
at which hour thee realis'd yond thee becameth creepy and abusive.
because thee did want me to beest a bett'r v'rsion of mine own moth'r
because the lady wast nev'r valorous enow f'r thee.
thee f'rev'r did want me to beest
'your dram house jointress',
'your "daught'r" longing f'r approval
i hath tried making t stand ho by going hence
once because of someone else and thee at which hour i wast only 9,
which thee did encourage.
the lasteth timeth wast 2 years ago because of thee,
thee hadn't known about yond despite t.
then 8 months ago i hadst a breakdown in front of mine own schools consular,
and i toldeth h'r about the two things yond hadst me at mine own breaking pointeth
the lady hadn't coequal hath asked me about yond, the lady wast just trying to receiveth me into an activities group.
yet i toldeth h'r
and finally i wenteth to child protection s'rvices with ev'rything thee didst.
i shouldst has't done t earli'r, but.
i wast desp'rately hanging on to the chance thee'd changeth,
but thee didn't and thee wonneth't.
i knoweth yond anon 'i wouldst nev'r changeth f'r h'r'
t wast hard at first,
aft'r all i hath felt incredibly guilty f'r telling people
f'r finally telling mine own moth'r,
howev'r aft'r h'r reaction i wast just fell,
because the lady wast blaming h'rself f'r what thee didst.
and then i realis'd truly what thee didst to me,
how thee hadst me doth those things to myself
how thee hadst manipulat'd me
how thee hadst groom'd me.
i shall admiteth i am not bett'r and i knoweth not if 't be true i ev'r shall beest.
but.
anon i can beest who is't i am.
and those gents art helping me 'long the way
and hopefully anon th're shall beest m're.
i gage thee i shall beest a bett'r parent then thee ev'r w're at which hour the timeth cometh.
because i am free anon and i shall beest who is't i am,
i shall receiveth though this.
and i shall becometh a bett'r p'rson than thee couldst ev'r tryeth to beest.
this is mine own only true desire f'r the future.
[ 2 months without self half harmeth, 2 years without a sucide attempteth ]
This will eventually be a comic but for now have the Shakespearean version.
I currently only have the fake gotham gazette article I made for this au posted but I'll keep updating this post
I dont think people are dramatic enough when it’s revealed that Tim Drake-Wayne and Conner Luthor are dating
Imagine Elon Musk’s daughter dating a Kardashian. That is the level of drama that happens when they’re revealed to be dating
The outline ended up seven pages
Okay so basically the fic goes like this jon gets back from something & damian is in colledge. Tim & jon meet flirt a bit then go on a date, one of the bats(duke?) see this and tell the rest of the family.
This makes damian very agnsty and also he won't let anyone in his dorm cause it's Bassically a shrine to jon.
Kon is incredibly upset about it and takes it out a lil on tim. (He is unaware of his crush)
Jon and tim decide to continue fake dating to figure out why their bff/crush is acting so weird
Some stuff happens (damian's b-day?)
Then kon relizes he likes tim while talking to mama kent just before a family dinner jon is coming to. Kon is angry at jon and is upset at himself about it.
This all comes to head at the family dinner and kon learns the truth, after that timkon get together.
Jon comes to Damians dorm and sees inside, they have conversation about whats going on and get together.
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