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1 month ago
Pencil sketches of Granny Quern, an elderly halfling woman, and Lev, an edgy-looking knife. Granny walks cheerfully along, holding Lev in one hand and a walking stick in the other. She wears full skirts with an apron, a vest with patterned trim, and a kerchief over her hair. In the second sketch, she's happily using Lev to chop vegetables. He says, 'Rosalee . . . can't you stab just ONE of them?' She say, 'No, Lev :)'. He groans, 'UUUUGHHH . . .'
Granny, her clothes now heavily patched and mended, holds Lev (in the form of a large axe) in a battle stance. She has an angry expression. In the second sketch, Granny cradles Lev against her face and says, 'Oh evil knife, we're really in it now.'
Granny, in her underclothes and with her hair down, sits on the floor in a huge pool of blood. She's ineffectually hiding Lev behind her back and she has a suspicious tear in her chemise right over her heart. She says, 'I'm fine don't worry about it.' In the foreground, the other members of her party (Tomás, a satyr, and Carver, a warforged) give each other skeptical looks captioned 'Doubt.png'. Ursula Martikov, a human woman, stands beside them looking distraught.

My tiny halfling warlock and her emotional support evil knife have been having a Time lately.

First image is from the start of the campaign, others are more current. Barovia . . . does things to a person.

eatmyjuicyshorts
1 month ago
Let's Fly Through The Stars Together

let's fly through the stars together

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1 month ago
Soul Of Her

Soul of her

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1 month ago
Today Is International Geologist Day! Go Tell A Geologist You Appreciate Their Work! Also, Here’s A
Today Is International Geologist Day! Go Tell A Geologist You Appreciate Their Work! Also, Here’s A
Today Is International Geologist Day! Go Tell A Geologist You Appreciate Their Work! Also, Here’s A
Today Is International Geologist Day! Go Tell A Geologist You Appreciate Their Work! Also, Here’s A

Today is International Geologist Day! Go tell a geologist you appreciate their work! Also, here’s a series of geology themed illustrations I made of TB and Mona that I wanna share for today.

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1 month ago

not even kidding be SO earnest. Be so honest and forthcoming about your life, your feelings in the pursuit of connection with others, and know being as earnest as possible in your experience is what quells loneliness in those who feel the same way as you do. Is what helps us feel seen. And builds community and resolve within the fact it doesn't have to feel so lonely and insurmountable. we need community and connection. You really are not as alone as you think, we're all scared. we need to hold each others hands

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1 month ago
Its Giving Teehee Giggle

its giving Teehee Giggle

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1 month ago
My Home, My Shrine, My Eternity

My home, my shrine, my eternity

eatmyjuicyshorts
2 months ago
Drew Some More Cartoonklok!
Drew Some More Cartoonklok!
Drew Some More Cartoonklok!
Drew Some More Cartoonklok!
Drew Some More Cartoonklok!
Drew Some More Cartoonklok!

drew some more cartoonklok!

Headcanon: Post doomstar, Nathan became a real mother goose to Toki.

Nathan basically acted like Toki’s personal bodyguard, making sure to keep the Norwegian man in his sights/arms length at all times. It wasn’t until the band convinced the band dad that it was getting a little weird that Nathan finally let off (somewhat). Toki didn’t mind tho. He quite enjoyed the attention.

eatmyjuicyshorts
2 months ago
He's Very Brutal
He's Very Brutal

he's very brutal

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2 months ago
Lady Toki N_n
Lady Toki N_n

lady toki n_n

sorry for inactivity!! this is from a few months ago

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2 months ago
An illustration of an anthropomorphic tatzelworm on a red background. Handwritten text reads: "You are not lazy, just exhausted. There is no dignity in self destruction. There is no shame in rest." 

The artist's watermark is canonkiller.

eat drink sleep play

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2 months ago
It Was All Too Much, And Now I Have Nothing Left
It Was All Too Much, And Now I Have Nothing Left
It Was All Too Much, And Now I Have Nothing Left
It Was All Too Much, And Now I Have Nothing Left

it was all too much, and now I have nothing left

eatmyjuicyshorts
2 months ago
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2 months ago
Happy Plagueiversary

Happy plagueiversary

eatmyjuicyshorts
2 months ago

artist in denial of being depressed: omg this 2 month long art block has been crazy... sorry i haven't updated any of my fics in a long while! it's just been super difficult to daydream! so weird that i've lost a little bit of passion for my current comfort character and ocs... this couldn't possibly have any implications or alternative explanations

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2 months ago
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3 months ago
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3 months ago

I’ve think I’ve figured it out

I think I know what MDR is doing and what lumon is doing and where this story is going to go

It’s Orpheus and Eurydice. Eurydice dies and goes to hell, Orpheus descends down there and gets the chance to bring her back, but loses her forever because he turns round to look at her.

If mark is Orpheus, and Gemma is Euridyce, and the severed floor is hell, that means that by going down there as a severed employee Mark got a chance to bring Gemma back, but he’s going to lose it by looking back to find her. By reintegrating.

Gemma died. Like actually died. She wasn’t brain dead and intercepted by lumon. She died, mark identified the body. Somewhere between that and the cremation lumon took her.

Lumon is trying to raise the dead, presumably to bring back Kier (who’s body im sure is being preserved in some horrid cult place of worship somewhere in the depths of lumon) and has been pretty successful so far. At getting the body back. The mind is trickier, and that’s what MDR is doing. They’re tidying up brain waves, trying to bring a persons memory and conciousness back.

That’s why the files expire. The person gets too dead, their brain gets too damaged, and there’s no point trying anymore.

Gemma has been the most successful so far. She’s not just physically alive, but her brain is functioning too. Her position as wellness counsellor was an experiment to see how she interacts with other people, to see how well her consciousness is recovering

Coldharbour is her last file. When it’s done, she’ll be completely back and lumon will have successfully brought a dead person fully back to life, a major milestone for them. If it expires, she’ll be gone forever

Mark reintegrated. He’s going to be suspicious of lumon, suspicious of the work, and so caught up in looking for Gemma he won’t finish cold harbour

He looked back. So he’s going to lose her forever

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3 months ago
Pretty Pretty Please I Don't Want To Be A Magical Girl
Pretty Pretty Please I Don't Want To Be A Magical Girl
Pretty Pretty Please I Don't Want To Be A Magical Girl

Pretty Pretty Please I Don't Want to be a Magical Girl

While I’d want this concept to mostly be a lighthearted comedy, since that’s more my forte, the north star (heh) of this premise would be the loss of passion for something you once loved, feeling the pressure/expectations of sticking with something that you’re “a prodigy” at and the subsequent burnout. How hard do you fight for an old passion or at what point do you just let it go? Is it even okay to give up when so many people are counting on you? 

Sounds bleak but I promise I’m an optimist and that will always reflect in my work :)

eatmyjuicyshorts
3 months ago

even having one true friend or person that loves you can change your life

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3 months ago

theyre adding a new piece to the chess board its called the prince and basically he fags it up out there

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3 months ago
PART ONE Of Three! Yeah (basically This Got Out Of Hand So I’m Posting It In Three Six-page Installments
PART ONE Of Three! Yeah (basically This Got Out Of Hand So I’m Posting It In Three Six-page Installments
PART ONE Of Three! Yeah (basically This Got Out Of Hand So I’m Posting It In Three Six-page Installments
PART ONE Of Three! Yeah (basically This Got Out Of Hand So I’m Posting It In Three Six-page Installments
PART ONE Of Three! Yeah (basically This Got Out Of Hand So I’m Posting It In Three Six-page Installments
PART ONE Of Three! Yeah (basically This Got Out Of Hand So I’m Posting It In Three Six-page Installments

PART ONE of three! Yeah (basically this got out of hand so I’m posting it in three six-page installments as I finish them don’t hurt me) please click to read! Unless you… really like tiny tiny tiny pictures

also how about that Battle Royale episode huh

Part two here.

eatmyjuicyshorts
3 months ago
We're Not All On The Same Schedule, And There's No Rush To "catch Up" To Any Societally-determined Timeline.

We're not all on the same schedule, and there's no rush to "catch up" to any societally-determined timeline. We're growing at our own pace. 🥕

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eatmyjuicyshorts
3 months ago
Happy Birthday Gromit
Happy Birthday Gromit

happy birthday gromit

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3 months ago

me when someone abruptly asks me if i want to go and do something fun together but the fun thing wasn't part of my daily plan:

Me When Someone Abruptly Asks Me If I Want To Go And Do Something Fun Together But The Fun Thing Wasn't
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3 months ago
Amy Doodles 🌸

amy doodles 🌸

eatmyjuicyshorts
3 months ago

hush little baby dont you cry. mamas gonna buy you a big horse fly. and if that big horse fly dont fly. mamas gonna buy you another horse fly

eatmyjuicyshorts
4 months ago
Circuit Board Inspired Bracelet !
Circuit Board Inspired Bracelet !
Circuit Board Inspired Bracelet !

circuit board inspired bracelet !

eatmyjuicyshorts
4 months ago
Amethyst, Hematite

Amethyst, Hematite

Goboboseb Mts, Brandberg Area, Erongo Region, Namibia

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4 months ago
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