I eat too much, too often on my own anyway, always grazing looking for snacks and getting seconds and thirds during mealtime.
But what if I had someone who kept all my favorite snacks stocked, cooked my favorite meals (too much of course, and guilt tripping me that they have to throw it out if I don't eat it) and brings me food and high calorie drinks whenever I am at the computer or just in front of the TV.
I need someone who just makes sure I spent all my free time unconsciously eating, not looking for food or wasting time by making it myself.
I am a grazing cow and to think about all the minutes I waste by not eating makes me sad.
I have constant food noise in my head and I need someone to make sure that it's quiet by providing so much food to me at all times that my brain will never have to worry about it again.
It takes an impressive lack of self-awareness to complain about the wastefulness of golf courses while also consuming thousands of excess calories a day.
It seems like someone is a little bit triggered š¬
ānothing tastes as good as skinny feelsā
damn you must suck at cooking. check out some youtube tutorials man. i believe in you.
Iāve made my choice, im abandoning this blog.
Iāve learned a lesson, I canāt be openly trans on the internet.
Ever since I started getting a lot of attention on all my posts itās been unbearable non-stop harassment. All because I dared to be a trans man on the internet who made posts about being a trans man. All because I dared to be a trans man who made sexual jokes. All because I dared to be a trans man who had a fucking backbone about anything and didnāt let people walk all over me.
Iāve gotten hundreds of transphobic comments and asks, and staff hasnāt done shit about it. I report and I report but nothing. The people who harass me just say up. They can tell me to kill myself. They can call me slurs. They can send me rape threats. And staff just lets it happen.
And Iām tired of it. I just wanted to have fun . I just wanted to shitpost.
Iām going to make a new general blog - one where itās just me and my friends making shitposts again. Mutuals can DM and ask what it is.
Currently wishing for a fashionable enby dandy with sideburns to pick me up and hold me.
Gods the yearning is back. Cute, loudly gay trans guy to cuddle with when?
i want more t4t kink friends reblog this if ur trans, fat, and want to kiss about it
I converted my best friend into a feedee we're so back
Having to choose between getting fat(ter) and being able to swing swords around sucks.
20 | Agender, omnisexual, queer | Socialist | I fight with swords and play nerdy games | They/them or thon/thons
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