God Me And Some Friends Are Talking Abt Being Dense Af Rn And I Just Remembered This One Time I Was Shopping

Ron Weasley head cannons while in Hogwarts

Befriended one Hufflepuff in second year and was adopted by the older ones

Was playing chess alone in the library and a Ravenclaw student joined

It was such hard loss people started studying his moves to try and get a chance at winning

They can't even be mad! He's so happy someone's playing with him goddamnit!

Has played against Slytherins as well, chess is a silent truce

He is great at fixing up things and gives good advice for budgeting

Likes shiny things

Refuses to go to madam pomfrey when he gets sick

Fred and george once dragged him to her when he nearly fell off the stairs because of a fever

He broke out instantly

A charm went wrong and he had Harry's eyes for a few days once

Snape nearly died because he thought lily came back to haunt him

Used to complimenting people (Ginny calmed down easier when you play up her positivity and Molly absolutely was a weak woman to small Ron calling her pretty)

Tells a guy his eyes remind him of a certain constellation, said guy never recovered

It was said way to honestly and out of nowhere for no reason

Aroace Ron Weasley with platonic life partners Harry and hermione

Has a nasty kick

Physical touch is one of his love languages so he often just nudges people, has headbutted people softly

Let's people draw on his skin, often his arms are full of doodles or full blown artworks

Still has anger issues but eventually learns about it and tries to learn ways to get it under control

Ginny used to want to play dress up a lot so he is very comfortable in being seen as 'girly'

Let's his friend practice make up on him

Ron with eyeliner was someone's sexual awakening

Switched uniform with a girl once because she wanted to try the boys uniform

Draco tried to make fun of him for that - Stammered a bit too hard to be taken serious

Blaise Zabini asked him out once but Ron did not in fact understand what he wanted

Will just pick people up for whatever reason

Is great at transfiguration, McGonagall found out in third year and has been trying to get him to be the transfiguration professor since then

Really good at baking

Knows so much gossip

Really used to the twins to the point he can interrupt them and finish their thought before they get to do their back and forth

Understands any rambles, he knows so many people who go on rants all the time

Has the mom-resistance to heat when cooking

One hit K.O.ed a guy who cheated on his friend

In the middle of the great hall

The guy dropped between the twins and they shared a look of "oh god that could have been us"

Learns if he's flexible enough he can kick someone in the face, considering his height as well? Dangerous

The first time he does it, another sexual awakening was had

From Chapter 21 of OTNWAS by @jjackfrost​!

Dude, it’s so much cooler with the voice acting, my friend did such a good job!! Here’s some of my favourite panels out of this part:

barely conscious optimus: she star on my s til i cream...

the seven autobots in the same room with him who all heard that:

hey i know this was sent forever ago but i had to bring the vision to life

theyre learning to live with him being like this

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Dazai Osamu/Nakajima Atsushi (Bungou Stray Dogs) Characters: Dazai Osamu (Bungou Stray Dogs), Nakajima Atsushi (Bungou Stray Dogs) Additional Tags: Dazatsu Month 2025 (Bungou Stray Dogs), Fluff, Established Relationship, Soft Nakajima Atsushi (Bungou Stray Dogs), Soft Dazai Osamu (Bungou Stray Dogs), Love is Giving Each Other a Hard Time, Nakajima Atsushi Has a Good Sense of Humor Series: Part 1 of Dazatsu Month 2025 Summary:

“I should have known that accepting an engagement gift from Fitzgerald was a bad idea,” Dazai lamanted as he sat up. Beside him, Atsushi did the same, idly rubbing his hip.

“I’m sure in his mind he was doing something nice,” Atsushi said. “And Ms. Dickinson seemed quite kind.” He paused. “Though her ability being called ‘Since I Could Not Stop For Death’ was somewhat disconcerting.”

Or:

Dazai and Atsushi get are affected by an ability that shows them memories of each other. Actually not too bad, as far as engagement gifts go.

Written for Dazatsu Month 2025.

more memes let's gooooo

Stalling

Oda sensei said if Zoro had a devil fruit it would be the Fish Fish Fruit, Mythical Zoan Model Seiryuu (Kaido’s fruit)

I want to see dragon Zoro and Nika Luffy fighting together.

(I know Oda sensei said he wants to see Zoro’s katana turn into a dragon more, because he thinks that would be very cool. I think Zoro turning into a dragon would be cool too)

At some point, what I really want in BSD is for Atsushi to fight Chuuya. Like, idk the reason, maybe to settle an issue between the mafia and the agency, instead of a war they pick a fighter.

Atsushi just expects it to be Akutagawa, because that's who he's always fighting but then Chuuya shows up. Because he's the mafia's top fighter, of course they're gonna choose him. I want everyone worried over Atsushi, I want conflicted Dazai trying to stop it happening.

But the fight goes ahead. You can tell at first Chuuya is toying with Atsushi, testing the waters, trying to get him to take the fight seriously, because Atsushi has a habit of holding back. Chuuya gets what he wants, he says something that gets under Atsushi's skin, so the kid goes at him full force. Everyone's waiting to see a squashed tiger.

Except Atsushi used his claws. His claws that cut through any ability, including Chuuya's seemingly invincible shield of gravity. And Chuuya's stood there, with four deep gashes going from his shoulder, down and across his torso

And he's grinning like a mad man.

Because, finally, he's got a fight he as to try in, an opponent who not only can stand up to his ability but slice right through it. He's got to think, he's got to use his skills outside of his ability and Chuuya's ecstatic.

Chuuya still wins the fight, but that means the conflicts over now. So he holds out his hand and helps Atsushi up. He says he fought well, has a good teacher but he's got a long way to go. And to Atsushi's absolute horror, Chuuya gives him the highest praise he has, "Can't wait for the next one."

Now Atsushi has to deal with two mafia men regularly jumping out at him and demanding a fight. But where Akutagawa's demands sound like death threats, Chuuya's have the energy of a very excited dog trying to force you to play fetch with it.

“The Golden Trio”?? Did you mean: “Two non functional disasters and their caretaker, Ronald Weasley”??

the flash’s downright refusal to sit in a seat like a normal person is so relatable, honestly

he’ll sit anywhere… including but not limited to trash cans and computers