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Dazatsu Month 2025 Day 6 - Home

It felt odd to feel more welcome in a dorm he kept routinely breaking in rather than his own apartment.

Art for 'A mafioso in my closet'. You guys enjoying the cliffhanger?

So… look, I have NO impulse control—

Update: the first chapters out!

Introducing: TF shaming.

After dog shaming and Pokemon shaming, it felt appropriate. Warning: it doesn’t work at all on individuals who are for all intents and purposes shameless.

Please click through for better readability! :D 

Senpai Lilith, Image Atsushi wearing Dazai's clothes though, ITS TOO PRECIOUS

YES I AGREE HE IS PRECIOUS !! 

I am both.

Den Mom Ron

(First Year)

Ron meeting Harry for the first time: Awe baby. He my friend now.

Ron after the Sorcerer’s Stone: Momma Potter forgive me but I’m Harry’s mom now.

Ron meeting Hermione for the first time: Oh my god! Calm down girl! Drink your tea! Bloody hell, I’m not your mom.

Ron after the Troll and lighting the teachers on fire: BLOODY FUCK! DRINK YOUR TEA AND CALM DOWN! I’M YOUR MOTHER NOW.

Ron meeting Neville: Awe my baby now. I’m gonna teach you how to fuck someone up.

Ron after Neville stood up to him and his friends: That’s my baby!!! That’s my baby! Wish he didn’t use that on us but I’m so proud!

Ron meeting Lavender: Ah a fellow pure-blood. You’ll make a great Beauty Witch like your foremothers. May you bring them honor. Good luck in your future medical profession!

Ron after watching Lavender shut Hermione down after she talked down about Beauty n’ Love Witches: Get her, Lav! Get her! That’s my baby girl! What Harry? Mione was asking for it. Just because she’s been here for two months, doesn’t mean she knows everything. Lot of Beauty Witches work in the hospital. One even created that bone-regeneration potion, ya know.

Ron meeting Seamus: Hello new roommate! Hope we can get along for the next six to seven years.

Ron after seeing Seamus blowing things up: BLOODY FUCK! FUCK FUCK FUCK!!! GET A TEACHER! YOU ARE GROUNDED SEAMUS FINNIGAN! GROUND!

Ron meeting Parvati: Huh…did I see her with blu-Oh! Right, she’s like the twins. She seems like the calming sort.

Ron after watching Parvati play switch-a-roo with her twin: I now understand my mum.

Ron meeting Fay: Oh she’s studying to an Auror? Sweet, can’t wait to see her there.

Ron after seeing Fay throw hands with a six year: Nooooo! Why?! My baby!

Ron meeting Kellen: Ah I see she likes Care Of Magical Creatures. A very hard profession. Good luck to her. She seems like she’ll make it far.

Ron after seeing Kellen try to smuggle a magical creature: YOUNG LADY! YOU PUT THAT CREATURE BACK WHERE YOU FOUND IT OR SO HELP ME, MORGAN LE FAY!

Ron meeting Dean: Thanks for helping me with the boys new friend.

Ron after watching Dean team up with Seamus: How can you betray me like this? You were the only one I can trust to keep a good head in his shoulder. Shut up Harry. I’m not being dramatic.

book quotes that i will never recover from

"he is half of my soul, as the poets say. " - song of achilles

"write me a letter telling me how to live the rest of my life without you." - how to make friends with the dark

"they were my birthday presents." - shatter me

"she had realized that she had forgotten the precise blue of his eyes and the depth of his laugh." - clockwork princess

"my name is sam cortland... and i will not be afraid." - assassin's blade

"you chose me four years ago. would you choose me still?" - these violent delights

"we were all supposed to make it." - crooked kingdom

"i remember everything." - the invisible life of addie larue

"come home and shout at me. come home and fight with me. come home and break my heart, if you must. just come home." - cruel prince

"i wasted all those yesterdays and am completely out of tomorrows." - they both die at the end

"you hated the idea of me." - the final gambit

"bob says hello." - house of hades

"abuse can feel like love. starving people will eat anything." - nightfall

"i missed you only with an ocean between us. but if death was separating us... i would find you." - queen of shadows

"i loved him. i love him. as best i could." - we were liars

"i'm the villain, even in my own story. but you were supposed to play a different role." - finale

"i will find you again in the next world—the next life. and we will have that time. i promise." - a court of wings and ruin

"i spent half of my time loving her and the other half hiding how much i loved her." - the seven husbands of evelyn hugo

The Moon and The Ocean Tide AU

Percy: Nu-hu, Mama didn’t raise no fucking bitch. *lift his sword to kill the monster of the day* We keep going.

Bianca: Nah, nah, nah! Mama raised a bitch. *pulls Nico with her back to camp, stressed and done* Let’s go

Echo: *looks nervously at them both* Mama did’t raise nobody actually, my mama absent.

Bianca: Oh my gods

Percy: *wheeze* Percy going down. *gasp for air* Percy going down!

figuring out the weasleys

Births: Bill in late 1970, Charlie in 1972, Percy in 1976, twins Fred and George in 1978, Ron in 1980, and Ginny in 1981.

Bill first year -> 1982 -> last yr 1988

Charlie first year -> 1984 when bill was in 3rd yr -> last yr 1990

Percy first yr -> 1987, Bill 6th yr, charlie 4th yr -> last yr 1993

F+G first yr -> 1989, bill grad, charlie 6th yr, percy 3rd yr -> last yr ootp aka 1995

Ron is in first yr -> 1991, bill grad, charlie grad, percy 5th yr, f+g 3rd yr-> last yr 1997 if u dont count 8th yr

Ginny1st yr ->1992, bill grad, charlie grad, percy 6th yr, f+g 4th yr, ron 2nd yr

Ron is in his first year while fred + george are in third. F+g owls in poa, grad in ootp. Percy is in fifth year, and graduates poa.

Girls will be boys

Boys will be girls

Fascists will 💖 be shot💖