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What Me & My Co-Workers Say But As BSD Characters part 3

Louisa: Salutations

Lucy: Konichiwa

Louisa: Oh?* laughs in surprise*

Lucy: Sorry that was the only language in my head

Louisa: *teasing* Fluent

Lucy: *laughs* I know handful but not fluent. Not even English. Native language

Louisa: I’m fluent in gibberish.

Lucy: Ghaklafsjaf

Both: *laughs loudly*

I love them so much! What amazes me most about the Sonic and Tails story is that Sonic was a kid himself when he decided to take on such responsibility. And I'm sure Sonic had to change his lifestyle one way or another. But... where did Sonic get a DAMN PLANE???

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Den Mom Ron

(First Year)

Ron meeting Harry for the first time: Awe baby. He my friend now.

Ron after the Sorcerer’s Stone: Momma Potter forgive me but I’m Harry’s mom now.

Ron meeting Hermione for the first time: Oh my god! Calm down girl! Drink your tea! Bloody hell, I’m not your mom.

Ron after the Troll and lighting the teachers on fire: BLOODY FUCK! DRINK YOUR TEA AND CALM DOWN! I’M YOUR MOTHER NOW.

Ron meeting Neville: Awe my baby now. I’m gonna teach you how to fuck someone up.

Ron after Neville stood up to him and his friends: That’s my baby!!! That’s my baby! Wish he didn’t use that on us but I’m so proud!

Ron meeting Lavender: Ah a fellow pure-blood. You’ll make a great Beauty Witch like your foremothers. May you bring them honor. Good luck in your future medical profession!

Ron after watching Lavender shut Hermione down after she talked down about Beauty n’ Love Witches: Get her, Lav! Get her! That’s my baby girl! What Harry? Mione was asking for it. Just because she’s been here for two months, doesn’t mean she knows everything. Lot of Beauty Witches work in the hospital. One even created that bone-regeneration potion, ya know.

Ron meeting Seamus: Hello new roommate! Hope we can get along for the next six to seven years.

Ron after seeing Seamus blowing things up: BLOODY FUCK! FUCK FUCK FUCK!!! GET A TEACHER! YOU ARE GROUNDED SEAMUS FINNIGAN! GROUND!

Ron meeting Parvati: Huh…did I see her with blu-Oh! Right, she’s like the twins. She seems like the calming sort.

Ron after watching Parvati play switch-a-roo with her twin: I now understand my mum.

Ron meeting Fay: Oh she’s studying to an Auror? Sweet, can’t wait to see her there.

Ron after seeing Fay throw hands with a six year: Nooooo! Why?! My baby!

Ron meeting Kellen: Ah I see she likes Care Of Magical Creatures. A very hard profession. Good luck to her. She seems like she’ll make it far.

Ron after seeing Kellen try to smuggle a magical creature: YOUNG LADY! YOU PUT THAT CREATURE BACK WHERE YOU FOUND IT OR SO HELP ME, MORGAN LE FAY!

Ron meeting Dean: Thanks for helping me with the boys new friend.

Ron after watching Dean team up with Seamus: How can you betray me like this? You were the only one I can trust to keep a good head in his shoulder. Shut up Harry. I’m not being dramatic.

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bsd au where dazai's ability not only stops others' but takes the power and converts it into life and that's why he can't die.

“The Golden Trio”?? Did you mean: “Two non functional disasters and their caretaker, Ronald Weasley”??

Wally: how about for two weeks straight, you, say no quips, actually no, you say nothing when bad guy do anything, and if you do that I'll do all your chores and taxes and whatever else you want someone else to do for two months with no complaints.

Dick: deal, but why?

Wally: I want to see my boss (Batman) feel fear.

Dick, also an evil little shit: oh hell yeah!

Two weeks later

Bruce, fidgets: Kent has... Has Nightwing talked to you in the last week or so?

Clark: well... He said hello too me at the Bodega on the corner, something wrong?

Bruce: no, just checking... *Walks over at Wally* you married my son, what the hell is wrong with him and how did you break him.

Wally, gasp: I would never break my favorite bird, but since you asking, what did you do to him? He's been avoiding me, and when I run up to see him my birdie is all huffy, the same type of huff after you fired him. So, what the hell did you do to my husband?

Bruce: I did nothing!... I think? Shit— *spiraling*

Wally: well whatever it is, fix it I want my husband back to cuddle with.

Wally, internally: that's it bastardman, spiral, teach you to eat my lunch.