Okay But Have You Considered Not Dying With The Glacier And Just Slorping The Entire Thing

Okay but have you considered not dying with the glacier and just slorping the entire thing

I cant wait til I'm 43 and I have a nice wife with two lovely kids (one named Barbara and the other named Sand) and we live in a cute house by the river in a small well-kept town with friends all around and seasons bearing their best picturesque mark upon the sleepy valley - then one day I'm just gonna wake up and say "no more" and dissapear. My family will look for me for a while until they give up, little do they know that I'm a mountain man now, one with the glacier, protector of the last points of permafrost in the future year of 2040, I'll live in that bastion of silence, seeing the vast expansion of modernity change the terrain around me, until the skyscrapers breach the peaks of the mountains I've sworn my sacred oath to - until the glacier melts and I die with it.