Having A Fadeout At The End Of A Song Is Always So Funny. It’s Like No We’re Still Playing This Music

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It's Jack's birthday today- and I don't think they'd like ACTUALLY celebrate it formally, especially since he probably doesn't even know what day his birthday really is. And that's like a big old can of worms he has no interest in opening.

BUT on whatever day it is... I think Tenenbaum instigates a board game night, because you know his ideal day would just be spending time with the girls.

I really want to emphasize the slightly ridiculous timeline of Bruce taking in children and how funny this has the potential to be re:Dick being the eldest, because I think it's really important that people understand that Bruce basically only has Dick around for like...11-12 years. Dick formally moves out when he's around 19 or 20, and roughly six months to a year later, Bruce picks Jason up. Dick and Jason never live in the same house at the same time, and three years later, Jason dies. So he gets 2 kids over a 15 (ish) year period, which doesn't sound too ridiculous, right?

Except then his adoption tendencies accelerate, because he picks up Tim and Cass within 2 years of each other (and Steph came as a package deal with both of them) and then finds out about Damian 2-3 years after that. Then we've got Duke, who (when you vaguely fit together timelines) enters stage left about 2-3 years after Damian.

So after a 15-year period with two kids, Bruce manages to pick up 4 1/2 others (counting Steph) within the 7-8 years afterwards. The sheer missed comedic potential of Dick being a grown-ass adult and then his dad decides to adopt a pack of kids within 5 years of him moving out is incredible. Dick went from being essentially an only child for his entire life to being eldest of 6, only one of which he's ever actually lived in the same house with, all because Bruce got Empty Nest Syndrome and went "well I raised one child to adulthood successfully. What's another 5 or 6 at the same time?"

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Herbert West + Jeffrey Combs twitter 

maaaaan what the fuck!

submitted 8/5/21: [the vibe of the twilight zone intro] there is a world, not too different from our own where instead of being unironically horny for catboy Jerma, they're unironically horny for Mr.Green.

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