Edd33bld - EDDIE

SOMETIMES IT WAITS FOR THE ONE WHO HAS ALREADY WALKED THROUGH IT

SOMETIMES IT OPENS ITSELF IN THE DEEPEST DARKEST ROOM WHERE NOBODY CAN FIND IT

AND SOMETIMES IT COMES WALKING RIGHT UP TO YOU.

Yo what if Tumblr was a Hotel!

“angryief”?

daughter like father

Ethan and Chris hanging out with Monroe watching rom coms?

Oops sorry this isn’t exactly a romcom but HAVHSGS I had a lot of fun with this one so thank you for the request !!

And thank you to my friend @straight-into-the-animus for letting me plagiarize your pride and prejudice infodump for this (I’m still gonna watch the movie I swear) but seriously thank you!!

Also sketchy Moreau that amused me and hopefully amuses you lot as well

Hello, Todd, looks like you’re awake. You have built yourself a reputation of disappointing your fans and frustrating your employees with an outdated engine. Let’s play a game; one I’m sure, you’re quite familiar with. Before you is the source code for Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. Almost all of the bugs expertly ironed out by what loyal fans you have left. There are five bugs left in the game, representing the five different, near-identical versions of the game. Each bug contains a number in the code that is part of the combination used to unlock the chains binding your wrists. For each time the game crashes, a bar in the ceiling above your head will slide away revealing a crate filled with unsold copies of Skyrim: Legendary Edition for the Xbox 360. Once there is no longer any supports, the crate will come crashing down, and Skyrim will be “released” upon its final platform: your broken body.