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When did fuzzy dice in cars ever go out of style? They’re awesome little doo-dads!

Noooo not my Big Gulp :(

imagine getting raptured and you have to leave ur drink behind that would suck

Found the bard

A young apprentice recently overheard me practicing rapping, I was surprised to find he was impressed with my ablities and even suggested publishing it, following his advice: here is one of my more recent works

strokes beard wisely

Yuh,

big AW in the studio, be prepared young traveler...

*beat drop*

Yall little minds aren't prepared for my wizardry, casting all my spells bending minds and reality, your world is a lie, I made it, call that a trickery, your spells are decadent, don't have it in you anymore, my long game victory

there's no kingdom I couldn't conquer,, if I wanted to, foes in war too simple,, getting bored of you, battling puny mortals ain't as fun as it used to, I surpassed what you can comprehend, make me the god of you

*music cuts to choir sample*

*music returneth*

but everyone calls themselves a god these days, regular ass wizards, playing pretend, you think you figured it out, you just stopped aging man, godhood, immortality, is 'bout something else

the tales of my battles are spread far across the lands, killed a dragon over here, flattened a city over there,, my powers uncontrollable, my flow boggling minds again, was sealed away for aeons once, now sealing the potholes of the walk of fame- we're done

*audible explosion*

Anytime i see a bunch of pride flags i have to restrain myself from saying "where mexico" bc i doubt anyone will know I'm referencing this

did i ever tell you guy about the time i got stuck in a room with the kpop band BTS in the santiago airport in 2017

Bumping for visibility!

youtube is pulling this bullshit again

praying for the firefox gods to save me once more...

I hope a certain hobbit doesn’t find this tater!

abandonment issues are sooooo funny. "i'm scared people will leave me so i push them away first to avoid being hurt" girl the prophecy is self fulfilling!!! the sabotage is coming from within!!! you forgot about the cycle!!!!!!!!!

I mean, magic in Adventure Time is the result of some radioactive catastrophe IIRC, so you may not be far off

mm yumy powder :)

Remember kids: safety is sexy