I Think One Of My Favorite Stupid Details The Twilight Guidebook Gave Me Is The Fact That The Volturi

I think one of my favorite stupid details the Twilight Guidebook gave me is the fact that the Volturi spread rumors and myths about vampires to keep people off of their tail... so that has to mean a conversation like this had to have happened:

Caius: Okay, so we need to perpetuate false myths about vampires to keep us hidden from humans. Who's got any ideas?

Chelsea: How about we need permission to enter a home?

Caius, writing it down: That's good. Who else?

Heidi: We have fangs.

Caius, still writing: Great, what else?

Jane: We don't have reflections and... we sleep during the day?

Caius: Perfect, and I'll say that holy symbols harm us.

Marcus: Wood stakes though our hearts kill us.

Caius: You know what, sure, on brand.

Aro: And we have a weakness to garlic.

Caius: ...what?

Aro: Weakness to garlic.

Everyone: ...

Aro: Write it down.

Caius, sighing: Fine.

Aro: And we can turn into bats.

Caius: ...

Caius: Aro are you drunk?

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