the weird thing about having a horror podcast as a piece of comfort media is being sad and going "you know what would make me feel better? listening to that traumatized British man read out people's deepest fears and horrible experiences! that will cheer me up!" and then it WORKS.
izuku midoriya is that you?
@traffo
it pains me to say this but aaeeeaeaaa aaaeaieieieiee aiaeaoaeoaoaeaeaeae eeeeaaaeaeaaaa
Sometimes you need Ayda Aguefort.
Sometimes is ALWAYS
fucked up and wrong that they gave him abs in the actual game. like let the man be soft and squishy it is how he was meant to be.
SOFT GALE ??11!!! SOFT GALE !!! SOFT !!!! GALE !!!! !!!
ill take any excuse to draw this bean <33 here is ur soft gale, anon <333
me when i punch my dad to death
sky interpreted heroes!
i find him deeply unsettling and i think i have realized why; typically the “face your fears” trope refers to a giant spider or like !! youre falling to your death !! ah!
but the baron is, ignoring the weird doll situation, a very grounded- very real fear; that so many people can relate to
it is growing apart from friends, its loosing family members, its moving away from home, its that feeling that you'll never find a partner, its aspec insecurity, and its so human
its such a shame to me that when people hear the word "podcast" they immediately think of Joe Rogan or like 5 white men sitting in a circle talking about movies. thats not a real podcast. they dont even have gay people killing god! any true podcast is legaly mandated to have gay people kill god.
gorgug is also the greatest wizard of the age
can we take a sec to talk about the Bad Kids digital footprint. because like
fig: was a popular cheerleader in middle school, then a rebellious teenager who probably had at least one viral twitter thread, then became a world famous rockstar, and was revealed to be the daughter of a very high ranking devil
kristen: literally the chosen prophet of a very well known and worshipped god, died and renounced helio, created her own god, then later renounced that god as well
adaine: the child of very prestigious and important high elves, then the literal oracle, and killed the lunch lady on the very first day of school
gorgug: at first a nobody, but then becomes the drummer for a world famous rock band, as well as a star athlete on the owlbears bloodrush team, and then an expert artificer, not to mention the fact that he consistently kicks ass
fabian: the son of bill fucking seacaster, conventionally attractive and very very rich, another star athlete on the owlbears bloodrush team, killed toxic masculinity, and dances now
riz: notoriously weird, one of very few (if not the only) goblin in aguefort (if not in all of elmville), the youngest licensed private investigator probably in all of solace, not to mention the fact that he actually ate kalvaxus, and now works with angel fbi agents
and then they post a viral video with a tabaxi that only some people could see, then a viral livestream of all of these children absolutely wasted and having a crustacean-themed rager, and then another viral livestream of them in the fucking forest of the nightmare king battling the nightmare king himself and the previously mentioned tabaxi where some of those actual children literally fucking. DIE.
like what the fuck that’s so wild what
love her, love him, love them, would die for them
I love a pathetic man hopelessly smitten with a woman who could kick his ass