Eembezzle - Jerbo

they mean everything to me. everything. i would die for these two stupid idiot siblings.

AAAAAAAAAAA EUHHUHUHHU WAAAAA😭😭😭😭😭 THE HEAD PAT THEYRE SO SIBLING

Top 10 games where you can be called a homophobic slur by a child :

1. Disco Elysium

2 to 10. A bunch of Multiplayer games with voice or text chat

its such a shame to me that when people hear the word "podcast" they immediately think of Joe Rogan or like 5 white men sitting in a circle talking about movies. thats not a real podcast. they dont even have gay people killing god! any true podcast is legaly mandated to have gay people kill god.

the bad kids x dunmeshi shenanigans for the d20 zine jam!! go peep how incredible all 68 (!!) zines turned out <33

dont forget her:

trying to get through the day.

send gorgug to worlds

I just think he'd enjoy it

🟪🟫🟩🟨

The Mutant kiss

I'm sure that there like 90% possibility that someone already did this, but I didn't saw it

the love i have for this thing is endless

* Knowing that eventually a ghastling will be happy fills you with determination

These silly thangs made my week dude. I used to hate them but lowkey now I feel bad. Mojang giving out update bangers makes me happy.

gorgug is also the greatest wizard of the age

can we take a sec to talk about the Bad Kids digital footprint. because like

fig: was a popular cheerleader in middle school, then a rebellious teenager who probably had at least one viral twitter thread, then became a world famous rockstar, and was revealed to be the daughter of a very high ranking devil

kristen: literally the chosen prophet of a very well known and worshipped god, died and renounced helio, created her own god, then later renounced that god as well

adaine: the child of very prestigious and important high elves, then the literal oracle, and killed the lunch lady on the very first day of school

gorgug: at first a nobody, but then becomes the drummer for a world famous rock band, as well as a star athlete on the owlbears bloodrush team, and then an expert artificer, not to mention the fact that he consistently kicks ass

fabian: the son of bill fucking seacaster, conventionally attractive and very very rich, another star athlete on the owlbears bloodrush team, killed toxic masculinity, and dances now

riz: notoriously weird, one of very few (if not the only) goblin in aguefort (if not in all of elmville), the youngest licensed private investigator probably in all of solace, not to mention the fact that he actually ate kalvaxus, and now works with angel fbi agents

and then they post a viral video with a tabaxi that only some people could see, then a viral livestream of all of these children absolutely wasted and having a crustacean-themed rager, and then another viral livestream of them in the fucking forest of the nightmare king battling the nightmare king himself and the previously mentioned tabaxi where some of those actual children literally fucking. DIE.

like what the fuck that’s so wild what