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Kurtis art (again (no i dont have a favourite oc why would you think that /sarc)) also im putting Kurtis lore here and you CANT stop me /silly

Before he became the emporium’s jester he used to be apart of its warriors! (Pretty much a gladiator) He was known for playing dead (had the nicknames “the possum” and “kurtizach” (pronounced like Kurtis-Zack) meaning god of bloodlust in (serpents tounge??? Dosent have a proper name yet 😔 (AFTER 6 YEARS))) but he was was forced to resign (aswell as all the other warriors) after his wings were torn off D:) (also kurtizach is where I got the name Kurtis from 😼)

Also he looks evil in this lighting but I PROMISE HES NOT I THINK /silly

Also this ^ is for a lore video on my YouTube (If I finish it) (I probably won’t but IM HOPEFUL) /silly

Gonna TRY and draw all of my ocs 🙏

(For context I have like 30+ AND YES I COUNTED /lh)

Gonna TRY and draw all of my ocs 🙏

(For context I have like 30+ AND YES I COUNTED /lh)

OKAY I MADE IT SO THE COLOURS ARE MORE VISIBLE

Past kurtis moment‼️ I still don’t know what to put here on my art posts 😔 (abhlóir means fool or jester 😼)

I will probably change his design or colours later (HIS BANDAGE IS PAINFULLY BLUE SHJYSG’HWHBJW) /silly

Past kurtis moment‼️ I still don’t know what to put here on my art posts 😔 (abhlóir means fool or jester 😼)

I will probably change his design or colours later (HIS BANDAGE IS PAINFULLY BLUE SHJYSG’HWHBJW) /silly

Tldr: was searching for a femtanyl sample, fell down a rabbit hole, ended up writing poetry (poem and paragraph yapping under the cut)

Was gonna do an oc lore drawing but couldn’t figure out what I wanted to do for the background and I thought “hey, text usually works as a bg” so I was thinking of text to put when I remembered the poem from WORLDWID3 (look at possum- there he lies, children see his lifeless eyes. When he wakens, watch him run.) and then started to think about what the sample was so I looked it up (I looked up the first lines of the poem into the YouTube search bar) and after I found it I can say I’m pretty sure the poem he’s reading is from a movie so THEN I was like “oh crap copyright laws :[ “ and ended up writing my OWN poem about opossums so anyway here’s that;

Beware the possum

For he lets out a false cry

You’ll find no truth in his lifeless eyes

His yellow teeth gleaming in his accismus gape

his performance- a deceiving drape

As he lies, believe no ounce

For while you are oblivious

watch him pounce

Also do not use this poem without credits or permission pretty please I spent too much time on making it sound as cryptic and spooky as I can

okay thanbk yew for reaging 🫶 /gen

Reposting this because it still has 0 notes and I’m still really proud of it 💔 💔/lh

“Revenge of the Lamb”

⬇️ Non-monochrome version under the cut ⬇️

A lil piece I made, snuck some oc lore in there as well mwhehheh

I can’t decide whether I like the monochrome version or the colour version more so I posted both :D

CRAP I FORGOT TO TO THIS 😔

Pineapple —>🍍 Pass the pineapple to 10 of your friends in 1 week or you will have extremely bad luck (no gc allowed) just copy and paste (this started in New Jersey) you can’t pass it back :3

pas,inh the pinepineapple?.?? In y.our askbox?? Its more likely than you tnink

Same man 😔

CRAP WE HAVE EXAMS I JUST REMEMBERED

I HAVE TO GO STUPID BACK TO STUPID SCHOOL TOMORROW FUCKKKKKK

I showed my mother this image (below) and she said;

“kinda reminds of that one song “fireball” y’know? Like ‘duh duh da duh duh duh… mold spore”

No YouTube I don’t think I will actually

Pineapple —>🍍 Pass the pineapple to 10 of your friends in 1 week or you will have extremely bad luck (no gc allowed) just copy and paste (this started in New Jersey) you can’t pass it back :3

pas,inh the pinepineapple?.?? In y.our askbox?? Its more likely than you tnink

not quite

Wait a damn minute Roblox Piggy is just peppa pig infection au

I love days where I feel like this image

OKAY forgor to say this but Kurtis’ name is actually Kurtizach (meaning god of bloodlust)

YES I made a language for my OCs WHO DOSENT ❓❓

“I am working on a whole new language currently” seems like a sentence a cult leader would say

Chat do you want to see the language I’m making❓ (I’m gonna show you it anyway you have no say in this /silly)

Finished my drawing of Kurtis 😼 ((not his human form this time))

He doesn’t have his silly little jester costume because I didn’t wanna draw it because I can’t figure out what colours to use 😔 AND because I hadn’t done a scar reference yet

I will make a ref sheet soon I swear 🙏 (I’ll forgor again)

Okay I forgot about this (the prophecy has been confirmed!!!) and I’m currently in the middle of drawing kurtis (my deer oc’s opposite counterpart)

so uh whoops a daisy oh mY GOODNESS I SLIPPED ON A DAISY

Happy deer day everyone!! :D (I’m gonna draw my deer oc later if I remember (I won’t))

Happy deer day everyone!! :D (I’m gonna draw my deer oc later if I remember (I won’t))

Minicomic I made of Kurtis (on the left) and Athen (they’re legally obligated to be around each other because they’re business partners (Kurtis is the god of bloodlust and Athen is the god of Weaponry) and Athen HATES it (for now..😈))

Also Kurtis owns a hot pink glittery flip phone. that’s cannon now (like he dosent have a smartphone either he just has his sparkly one) /silly

((Also the text in Athen’s speech bubble is AM’s speech in IHNMBIMS))

Human Kurtis redesign demo 😼

Context 👈

All my (somewhat official (the poster isn’t)) fnaf stuff! :D

Stats under the cut >:3 ⬇️

Catagory titles in red and orange, numbers in blue, and extra details in italics

Fnaf plushies;

Curse of Dreadbear; 2 (Jack o’ Chica, Dreadbear)

Security Breach; 1 (Blacklight Montgomery Gator)

Five Nights at Freddy’s (misc); 2 (Circus/Balloon Boy Foxy, Lolbit)

Fnaf Books;

Five Nights at Freddy’s; 4 (FNAF; The Twisted Ones, FNAF; The Silver Eyes- The Graphic Novel, FNAF; The Twisted Ones- The Graphic Novel, FNAF; The Fourth Closet- The Graphic Novel

Fazbear Frights; 9 (Graphic Novel Collection Vol. 1, Graphic Novel Collection Vol. 2, Graphic Novel Collection Vol. 3, Graphic Novel Collection Vol. 4, Graphic Novel Collection Vol. 5, #1 Into The Pit, #2 Fetch, #7 The Cliffs, #8 Gumdrop Angel)

Tales From The Pizzaplex; 4 (#3 Somniphobia, #6 Nexie, #7 Tiger Rock, #8 B7-2)

Reference Books; 3 (Five Nights At Freddy’s; The Ultimate Guide, Five Nights At Freddy’s; Official Character Encyclopaedia, Security Breach; Files)

Miscellaneous; 2 (Five Nights At Freddy’s; The Official Movie Novel, Five Nights At Freddy’s; The Week Before- Interactive Novel)

FNAF posters;

Fnaf 1; 1 (“Celebrate!” Poster from the security office)

IN TOTAL:

FNAF Plushies; 5

FNAF books; 22

FNAF posters; 1

Zoo wee mama thats alot!!

IFOUND A PICTURE OF THE EXACT ONE

I’m going to search the house for my jojo siwa karaoke machine/cd player I had when I was like 11-10 and then download some femtanyl music onto a cd and then play it on previously mentioned jojo siwa karaoke machine/cd player in whimsy and lighthearted jest so I’ll let you know how that goes

I’m going to search the house for my jojo siwa karaoke machine/cd player I had when I was like 11-10 and then download some femtanyl music onto a cd and then play it on previously mentioned jojo siwa karaoke machine/cd player in whimsy and lighthearted jest so I’ll let you know how that goes

Interaction I had with my mother today

Me; “Roblox chicken nugget deepfake”

Mom; “That’s fair.”

Thbank you!!

also too much Benadr,yl

“mold is gross!!” “mold gets people sick!!” maybe for you. my mold loves me. we share germs & we arw in love ❤️ he livws on my water bottle and i take him everywhere with me. i am dyinf. for unrelated reasons

Yummers

“mold is gross!!” “mold gets people sick!!” maybe for you. my mold loves me. we share germs & we arw in love ❤️ he livws on my water bottle and i take him everywhere with me. i am dyinf. for unrelated reasons

I’m alergjc to DUST D:)

“mold is gross!!” “mold gets people sick!!” maybe for you. my mold loves me. we share germs & we arw in love ❤️ he livws on my water bottle and i take him everywhere with me. i am dyinf. for unrelated reasons

I was attacked by positivity, so you are getting attacked with positivity, too!

List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox of the last 10 people who liked or reblogged something from you!

Thank you for the attack!!! :DD

Drawing

Listening to music

Cats

my friends

Yapping

Oh these rebloggers and likers won’t even see me COMING 😼