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Earth During A Total Solar Eclipse : What Does The Earth Look Like During A Total Solar Eclipse? It Appears

Earth During a Total Solar Eclipse : What does the Earth look like during a total solar eclipse? It appears dark in the region where people see the eclipse, because that’s where the shadow of the Moon falls. The shadow spot rapidly shoots across the Earth at nearly 2,000 kilometers per hour, darkening locations in its path – typically for only a few minutes – before moving on. The featured video shows the Earth during the total solar eclipse earlier this month. The time-lapse sequence, taken from a geostationary satellite, starts with the Earth below showing night but the sun soon rises at the lower right. Clouds shift as day breaks over the blue planet. Suddenly the circular shadow of the Moon appears on the left and moves rapidly across South America, disappearing on the lower right. The video ends as nightfall begins again. The next total solar eclipse will occur next December – but be visible only from parts of Antarctica. via NASA

Mountain Bluebird (Sialia Currucoides)

Mountain Bluebird (Sialia currucoides)

© Jonathan Eckerson

Tag Yourself I’m The “Overdressed And Underappreciated”. Artist : Http://www.mattadrian.com/ 
Tag Yourself I’m The “Overdressed And Underappreciated”. Artist : Http://www.mattadrian.com/ 
Tag Yourself I’m The “Overdressed And Underappreciated”. Artist : Http://www.mattadrian.com/ 
Tag Yourself I’m The “Overdressed And Underappreciated”. Artist : Http://www.mattadrian.com/ 
Tag Yourself I’m The “Overdressed And Underappreciated”. Artist : Http://www.mattadrian.com/ 
Tag Yourself I’m The “Overdressed And Underappreciated”. Artist : Http://www.mattadrian.com/ 
Tag Yourself I’m The “Overdressed And Underappreciated”. Artist : Http://www.mattadrian.com/ 
Tag Yourself I’m The “Overdressed And Underappreciated”. Artist : Http://www.mattadrian.com/ 
Tag Yourself I’m The “Overdressed And Underappreciated”. Artist : Http://www.mattadrian.com/ 
Tag Yourself I’m The “Overdressed And Underappreciated”. Artist : Http://www.mattadrian.com/ 
Tag Yourself I’m The “Overdressed And Underappreciated”. Artist : Http://www.mattadrian.com/ 

Tag yourself I’m the “Overdressed and Underappreciated”. Artist : http://www.mattadrian.com/ 

Penguins Attend Classes On The First Day Of School At The University Of Antarctica, 2007

Penguins attend classes on the first day of school at the University of Antarctica, 2007

I swear I saw a tumblr post on here that said ‘horses have over 4,000 bones’ and i don’t know where it came from because its totally wrong, they have 205, but what kind of fucked up horse has this person seen out there because I’m absolutely terrified of it 

Inktober - Day 10

Inktober - Day 10

Marshmallow Has The Thots

marshmallow has the thots

about FINSH FLYDAY!!!

IT’S A BITTERN APPRECIATION POST
IT’S A BITTERN APPRECIATION POST
IT’S A BITTERN APPRECIATION POST
IT’S A BITTERN APPRECIATION POST
IT’S A BITTERN APPRECIATION POST
IT’S A BITTERN APPRECIATION POST
IT’S A BITTERN APPRECIATION POST
IT’S A BITTERN APPRECIATION POST

IT’S A BITTERN APPRECIATION POST

Sources & Species in order below!

Fun with Bittern by Richard Pittam   - Eurasian Bittern (Botaurus stellaris)

Face to face with a juvenile Least Bittern by ChristinaAnne.M   - Least Bittern (Ixobrychus exilis)

American Bittern by Flora to Fauna    - American Bittern (Botaurus lentiginosus)

Cinnamon bittern by Shafaet Alam Abir   - Cinnamon Bittern (Ixobrychus cinnamomeus)

Heads or Tails? by Peter Brannon   - Least Bittern (Ixobrychus exilis)

American Bittern juvenile by Michael W Potter    - American Bittern (Botaurus lentiginosus)

American bittern a bit threatened by white egret by Pamela Viale   - American Bittern (Botaurus lentiginosus)

Solstice: Sunrises Around The Year : Does The Sun Always Rise In The Same Direction? No. As The Months

Solstice: Sunrises Around the Year : Does the Sun always rise in the same direction? No. As the months change, the direction toward the rising Sun changes, too. The featured image shows the direction of sunrise every month during 2019 as seen from near the city of Amman, Jordan. The camera in the image is always facing due east, with north toward the left and south toward the right. Although the Sun always rises in the east in general, it rises furthest to the south of east on the December solstice, and furthest north of east on the June solstice. Today is the December solstice, the day of least sunlight in the Northern Hemisphere and of most sunlight in the Southern Hemisphere. In many countries, the December Solstice is considered an official change in season: for example the first day of winter in the North. Solar heating and stored energy in the Earth’s surface and atmosphere are near their lowest during winter, making the winter months usually the coldest of the year. On the brighter side, in the north, daylight hours will now increase every day from until June. via NASA

Flame Robin (Petroica Phoenicea)

Flame Robin (Petroica phoenicea)

© Beverley Van Praagh

Willie-wagtail (Rhipidura Leucophrys)

Willie-wagtail (Rhipidura leucophrys)

© Bill (OFF and ON)

i know everyone resents seagulls because they are loud/‘aggressive’ but please consider that baby seagulls have adult seagull feet and beaks and are otherwise just the dweebiest animals

I Know Everyone Resents Seagulls Because They Are Loud/‘aggressive’ But Please Consider That Baby
I Know Everyone Resents Seagulls Because They Are Loud/‘aggressive’ But Please Consider That Baby
I Know Everyone Resents Seagulls Because They Are Loud/‘aggressive’ But Please Consider That Baby
I Know Everyone Resents Seagulls Because They Are Loud/‘aggressive’ But Please Consider That Baby
I Know Everyone Resents Seagulls Because They Are Loud/‘aggressive’ But Please Consider That Baby
I Know Everyone Resents Seagulls Because They Are Loud/‘aggressive’ But Please Consider That Baby

I remember working as a retail intern at Ikea, helping people design their kitchen on the computers.

I especially remember the anti-Karen I helped once. After spending quite a bit of time helping her, she asked to see my manager. I had just started out a few weeks earlier, and let me tell you I got so scared hearing those words. I told her my manager wasn’t here but that if she had something to say, an older colleague was in charge of us interns. She went to him (I was basically dying inside), and told him that I had done tremendously good work, and that she wished he told that to the manager. It was so kind. 

I also remember the young man who, upon learning I was an intern, asked me what stuff I still had trouble doing and asked for just that. We both knew he had no intention of buying that plain stone, super expensive custom-made tabletop. But he thought it would be a good occasion for me to practice with no pressure. He let me take all the time I needed to get it right. That was nice.

The old lady I helped twice, and who wanted to add some details and order her furniture in a month or so ; when I told her I wished her well because my internship would be over by then, she seriously considered rushing a little because she wanted to keep working with me. It was nice.

The three 30ish friends who worked at some factory for what I know to be low wages, that I helped for two hours with some complicated kitchen layout. They wanted to give me a tip, even though tips are far from common in France, let alone in Ikea. I refused because it was against the rules. They insisted I was barely paid and did great work. Still no. They gave me some papers back, and I found 10 euros inbetween the pages. 

The lady who also wanted to give a tip -and let me know that I should check the third drawer in the exposition kitchen. I found 20 euros there. 

The woman who thanked me for making her very shy teenage daughter laugh to tears while working on their kitchen plan. 

Wherever those people are now, I hope they’re well. Be kind to retail workers. It may not be much to you, but I can assure you we do remember those things even seven years later. This is just so important. 

@歷蜀記Lishuji

🍲火鍋底料 hot pot base

here is seal cancan, my thesis film, completed at last!

(please do click on the source to watch it on youtube if you want to see it in full quality)

These Are Days 1 Through 4 Of My Falsetober So Far This Year! Formats A Bit Weird For Horizontal Images,
These Are Days 1 Through 4 Of My Falsetober So Far This Year! Formats A Bit Weird For Horizontal Images,
These Are Days 1 Through 4 Of My Falsetober So Far This Year! Formats A Bit Weird For Horizontal Images,
These Are Days 1 Through 4 Of My Falsetober So Far This Year! Formats A Bit Weird For Horizontal Images,
These Are Days 1 Through 4 Of My Falsetober So Far This Year! Formats A Bit Weird For Horizontal Images,
These Are Days 1 Through 4 Of My Falsetober So Far This Year! Formats A Bit Weird For Horizontal Images,
These Are Days 1 Through 4 Of My Falsetober So Far This Year! Formats A Bit Weird For Horizontal Images,
These Are Days 1 Through 4 Of My Falsetober So Far This Year! Formats A Bit Weird For Horizontal Images,
These Are Days 1 Through 4 Of My Falsetober So Far This Year! Formats A Bit Weird For Horizontal Images,
These Are Days 1 Through 4 Of My Falsetober So Far This Year! Formats A Bit Weird For Horizontal Images,

These are days 1 through 4 of my Falsetober so far this year! Formats a bit weird for horizontal images, but whatever!

Saturn And Jupiter In Summer 2020 : During This Northern Summer Saturn And Jupiter Were Both Near Opposition,

Saturn and Jupiter in Summer 2020 : During this northern summer Saturn and Jupiter were both near opposition, opposite the Sun in planet Earth’s sky. Their paired retrograde motion, seen about every 20 years, is followed from 19 June through 28 August in this panoramic composite as they wander together between the stars in western Capricornus and eastern Sagittarius. But this December’s skies find them drawing even closer together. Jupiter and Saturn are now close, bright celestial beacons in the west after sunset. On solstice day December 21 they will reach their magnificent 20 year Great Conjunction. Then the two largest worlds in the Solar System will appear in Earth’s sky separated by only about 1/5 the apparent diameter of a Full Moon. via NASA

“I visited the pumpkin patch yesterday and decided to bring home a pumpkin that in shape appeared to be a penguin. Friends and family were mystified until I started painting him.“

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by Volensblood

Messier Craters In Stereo : Many Bright Nebulae And Star Clusters In Planet Earth’s Sky Are Associated

Messier Craters in Stereo : Many bright nebulae and star clusters in planet Earth’s sky are associated with the name of astronomer Charles Messier from his famous 18th century catalog. His name is also given to these two large and remarkable craters on the Moon. Standouts in the dark, smooth lunar Sea of Fertility or Mare Fecunditatis, Messier (left) and Messier A have dimensions of 15 by 8 and 16 by 11 kilometers respectively. Their elongated shapes are explained by the extremely shallow-angle trajectory followed by an impactor, moving left to right, that gouged out the craters. The shallow impact also resulted in two bright rays of material extending along the surface to the right, beyond the picture. Intended to be viewed with red/blue glasses (red for the left eye), this striking stereo picture of the crater pair was recently created from high resolution scans of two images (AS11-42-6304, AS11-42-6305) taken during the Apollo 11 mission to the Moon. via NASA

guys at my university I have a part time job where my sole responsibility is filling up the piano humidifaction systems with water

I literally am a piano waterer & tbh I kinda feel like I’m thriving

One of my coworkers was telling me that they had seen these really cute trilobite plushies at another gift shop and recommended them to the store manager at our museum, which lead to us scrolling through the manufacturer's website together on shift today and SHRIEKING with laughter at the exact same moment when we simultaneously noticed that they sell a giant $100 eurypterid body pillow

if i could turn into an eel. well that’d be ideal.

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so i saw this photo of a harpy eagleand i thought “woah what a noble beast” so i searched for more photos and i just

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even the babiesi mean

This Little Friend Was In My Dream Last Night

This little friend was in my dream last night

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