The Worst Part About Cardio Is The Laundry

Incorrect OFMD, part 12

agamemnon was killed with a sword vs agamemnon was killed with an axe…… neither of these are correct. the only source i trust is this etruscan funerary urn where agamemnon is killed by clytemnestra bashing him on the head with a chair

like stede would a million percent accidentally wander into fae land while flower picking he would just be a sweet little duck picking sweet little flowers and see a mushroom ring and think oh! how enchanting! and just fully frolic into it

and then just skip face first into unseelie king ed and offer him a fucking dandelion or something

and when fae king ed is like ur in my domain lovely human i’ll never let you leave he’s kinda dumb struck when stede is like okie dokie friend btw that is a fine silk robe u have…

this is how july is going to feel

Happy ides of march everyone 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

reblog to give a trans man a sword

Captains went camping

Full on my Patrеоn

Stede Bonnet would listen to ambient noises of the ocean while living on the ocean