He Really Just Went Ahead And Fell In Love On First Sight With Stede Looking His Absolute Half-dead-rat

ok blackbonnet au where newly divorced stede moves into a divorced guy apartment complex and he’s super helpless bc he’s never lived by himself and he’s soooooo stupid ❤️ and he meets lucius who takes pity on this sweet dumb idiot and takes stede clubbing so stede can have some fun ! let off some steam and grind on strangers !!

and stede is wary but ppl do have fun rave outfits and fun drinks and then he sees ed dancing on the bar full coyote ugly style taking shots and stede’s thirst is Activated so lucius pushes him to the bar and ed feeds stede a shot ;-;

and he dances with ed all night long and ed tries so hard to take him home but stede is a Gentlemen thank u and asks ed on a proper date

the very thesis of stede bonnet (twitter) [ID in ALT]

world hard and cold, stiddies soft and warm

remember your life doesn't end at 20. dante alighieri got exiled from florence at 36! you still have time <3

TIL Carly Rae Jepsen and Naruto Uzumaki, better known as the biggest LGBT+ advocates to this day, are close friends in real life