My pronouns are she/her and this blog is for whatever I feel like :) Currently Trials of Apollo lives rent free in my head.
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You got some wind.
*gets a High Wind Alert on mah phone
It gon get fakin whimdy
This is @tuashenanigans Oc April who I was interested in drawing! Full credit to her! You should check out her fic with April. She’s awesome!
https://archiveofourown.org/works/27398704/chapters/66963346
:D
Excuse me, as I wear my Five shorts, my folded down sexy manly thigh highs, and my umbrella academy tshirt while I sit outside and write more of my Comic Five story and sip on some coffee.
Am I loving my best life?
Well, obviously, yes, yes I am.
Tell me this doesn’t look like the cover to an album you’ve seen at least once in your life.
Always and forever! @five-mutha-fuckin-hargreeves
Anytime I get a notif from
@tuashenanigans
@eismypenname
@slytherclaw-lair
@sevendeadlyhargreeves
or @nikkittenn
I'm always like "My one true fans 💕" xD
[This user believes platonic love is just as important as romantic love.]
for anon
When I tried to like I already did! So here’s a reblog. This is great. Holly’s so cute!
Someone please draw Holly in a strawberry dress or I’m going to do it myself and fail miserably.
Wall hang I will!
hey look I drew something else.
Oh my lord, it’s 12 AM? I don’t think this is the right time to be drawing fanfart right now…
Me right now, wow. (via eismypenname)
When your siblings are being stupid^^^
Oh my lord, it’s 12 AM? I don’t think this is the right time to be drawing fanfart right now…
Me right now, wow. (via eismypenname)
Honestly, the funniest crime Artemis has committed is (relatively frequent) voter fraud
I guess this is sort of repost, but I had some changes I wanted to make and I couldn’t figure how to edit the original. So my rendition of Strawberry Dress Holly.
Comic Five can relate!
*puts funko five in his bed drawer
*accidentally closes drawer without thinking
*suddenly remembers five is in his drawer sometime later
*YANKS DRAWER OPEN
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
😁Hello good pal :]
Ya know what? Ima do dis cuz I'm bored. Is read if you want to get to know me? 😃
I are is an adult.
Twas born in April.
Twas born somewhere in the 90s, raised on the music of the 50s-80s, and in my head I already live in a far far far away future where sexism, queer phobia, and racism are viewed as stupid and immature and non existent, and queer folk can marry with no issues and are also finally able to adopt children with no problem at all without having to jump through hundreds of hoops to be able to do so. Yet, physically, I am here, living in the world with how it currently is. Ain't that frustrating?...
I enjoy reading, writing, listening to music, watching spooky/scary movies, and playing videogames.
My favorite book is Interview with the Vampire. When I read that book, time stops existing. I also enjoy Inkheart and The very picture of you.
I read too many books at the same time... HELP!
My absolute favorite games are Resident Evil 2, Resident Evil 2 remake, Resident Evil 4, Yoshi's Island, Splatoon, and Chibi Robo.
My favorite movies are The Boy and Resident Evil Damnation.
I have to 100% be that bitch and say that my favorite show is TUA and I wish I gave it a chance when it first came out. Both the plot and characters are so captivating that I literally just watch it just because sometimes.
Characters close to my heart?
Five💕💕💕(TUA show and Comics),
Klaus(TUA show and Comics),
Sora(KH),
Leon S. Kennedy(RE),
Dante/Vergil/V/&Nero(DMC),
Deadpool,
Kurt Wagner(X-men),
Ruvik(TEW),
Sean and Daniel Diaz(Lis2),
Jimmy Kudo 😭😭😭
Do I like watching MLPFIM? Yes. It's actually a pretty good show and I like how is has really good values and lessons in it. Do I have a fave pony? Yes. It's Braeburn. No one knows who tf he is. 😭
🍎"WECLOME TO APPLELOOSA!!!"🍎
I also like Granny Smith. She cracks me up.
Tbh, I'm just a goofy goober with a crude sense of humor, a huge heart, and I have the friendly energy of a hyper golden retriever. You can also talk to me about anything. :) I don't mind and I don't judge.
Fav anime? Honestly, I've seen a lot but I don't really have one that I just absolutely love. Hmm... Growing up I really loved Cyborg 009 when it was on Toonami? *Blinks* I vibe more with characters than the shows themselves to be honest.
Fav TV show? New Girl. Jess? She is 100% my ass. You have no idea. 🤣
Fav colors? Pink, green, and Blue? I like all colors really, but those stand out to me the most.
I think that me? 😃 So, hi!
If we vibe, I automatically consider you a pal.
Hello friends, I am here to contribute to strawberry dress Holly.
Someone please draw Holly in a strawberry dress or I’m going to do it myself and fail miserably.
The floppy hat though...
*Sees Baby Five* 🥺💔
*Sees Floppy Hat Pull He Wagon Five* 🥺💔
*Sees Five* 🥰💓
*Sees Apocalypse Five* 🥰💓
*Sees Mustache Five* 🥰💓
Tis the difference.
All of these are so amazing!
Someone please draw Holly in a strawberry dress or I’m going to do it myself and fail miserably.
BROTHER WOULD YOU LIKE SOME FLOWERS!?
Brother: Uhhmm, what?
I SAID DO YOU WANT FLOWERS?
Brother:Uhh sure. What are you doing?
OKAY
And then I didn’t give him any flowers. There is no political message here it’s just my brother wanting flowers I didn’t have -_-
@five-mutha-fuckin-hargreeves Are you rereading the comics again? XD
IM FUCKING WHEEZING!!!!!
WHY THEY GOTTA DO MY MAN LIKE THIS?!?!?!?!
It’s a sexy mf inkblob! XD
Why they gotta do the tiny husband so dirty like this...?
*sobs for comic five*
This is amazing :)
Lollipop boy 🍭✨
Just needed to do something fun for a change, will return to scheduled posting soon :)
^^^^^
how to put a condom on
where to get free birth control
the hymen debunked
cleaning your vibrators
how to avoid pressures
signs you may be pregnant
safe guide to anal sex
all about dental dams
disabled sexual resources
what is hiv?
feminist porn
female ejaculation
fisting 101
communication during sex
setting sexual boundaries
bdsm vs abuse
lube during sex
the clitoris
sex education games
understanding gender
what to do if your nudes were leaked
intersex
sexual consent
all about masturbation
tips for your first time
E-boy Artemis is peaking in highschool I swear-
𝙲𝚘𝚠𝚋𝚘𝚢 𝙰𝚛𝚝𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚜: 𝙴-𝚋𝚘𝚢 𝚒𝚜 𝚍𝚒𝚜𝚛𝚞𝚙𝚝𝚒𝚗’ 𝚖𝚢 𝚌𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚜 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚊𝚋𝚍𝚘𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚜 𝚊𝚐𝚊𝚒𝚗!
𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚋𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚎-𝚋𝚘𝚢 𝚒𝚗 𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗, 𝚠𝚑𝚘𝚜𝚎 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚛𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚍𝚊𝚖𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚕𝚢 𝚑𝚒𝚔𝚎𝚍 𝚞𝚙 𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚜𝚒𝚡-𝚙𝚊𝚌𝚔.
iesnoth: Makes an important announcement
Fandom: Cowboy hot... 😘
I thought I’d give you all some more info about the Artemis Fowl Unnamed Dating Sim 2021, and what joining the Dev Team might entail.
Teaser: The main character shows up at an unassuming school one day, with no memories and only a backpack to their name. However, they notice straightaway there is something strange about the school: 1) there are no actual classes, and 2) all of the students have the same face. As the MC explores the school and meets the students, they realize there is a sinister secret beneath the pedagogical facade. As they try to solve the mystery, the MC takes on an Artemis as a partner and get to know his/her dreams, personality, and dark secrets.
More info under this gratuitous cowboy Artemis:
Right now I’m in the process of recruiting writers and artists.
For the art, though I’ll be drawing the final sprites for the game to keep the look uniform, the character design process will be collaborative. If you are good at design but your style is more sketchy, etc., we could use your help. We’ll also need background and graphic designers, and there will also be special illustrations, or CGs, for important story beats. These can be one-off illustrations.
The writers for the project will each oversee one Artemis, though the process will probably be collaborative, as all the pieces have to fit into one whole. At the moment, I’m planning on each Artemis having at least 3 unique endings: bad, neutral, and good. Though there are only 8 “dateable” Artemises, there are opportunities for cameos as well.
If you don’t want to be an artist or writer, but have other skills such as graphic design or programming, we’ll be using ren’py to code this sucker. I already have one fantastic collaborator, but as this thing is shaping up to be quite ambitious, I’m sure we’d appreciate more help.
I’m hoping to release this game free of charge, and I’m unsure at the moment if any crowdfunding will be necessary. I’d like to hire a composer I know to do the soundtrack, but I’m putting that off until we get a tone for the game down.
If you have questions of any kind, feel free to contact me. Thanks!
Which platform are we using for this masterpiece? Ao3, fanfiction.net, wattpad? 🤔
@tuashenanigans
Are....are we simping @five-mutha-fuckin-hargreeves ???
If so, does that mean we start writing fanfic!?
Maybe we should collaborate 🤣🤣🤣