After Five Seasons Of Being Nice, Steven Is Ready To Go Apeshit

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what i think one of the important messages from the graphic novel is that we as a phandom have collectively forgotten that sam is also a giant fucking jock. the goth-jock erasure is rampant. let us learn from the dodgeball scene, and let us be humbled

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I really wish we got more post reveal stories.

I mean just imagine the DRAMA of it all.

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Mr Lancer: as you all can see this is a fine example of the existential crisis Poe was emerged in as the years marched closer to his death.... *pauses because he notices Danny isn't paying attention* Daniel you'll need to be able to explain what an existential crisis is for the test. Internal strife was driving force for many of the writers during this Era.

Danny: my existence walks a thin tightrope between life and Death. How the heck do you think I dont know what a existential crisis is? I have them almost monthly???

Mr Lancer: I....we really need to find a new school guidance counselor.

Danny: *eyes wide* no we absolutely do not

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*Sam, Tucker, and Danny crowed around Mr. Lancers desk*

Tucker: Danny's brain is being stupid so he can only talk in ghost speak till it fixes itself.

Danny: *spouts gibberish, clearly annoyed that tucker called him stupid*

Mr Lancer: *raises eye brows* I will give you points for creativity Mr. Fenton but Participation is still part of your grade. You can't get out of it that easily.

Danny: *spouting worried giberish, trying and failing to defend himself.*

Sam: Mr. Lancer he's not faking this to get out of class.

Mr. Lancer: then why hasn't he done this in class before now? You can't just use your abilities to get out of work now that everyone knows Mr. Fenton.

Tucker: you haven't seen it before because Danny would skip class out of fear!!

Mr Lancer: *blinks in surprise, mouth opening and closing like a fish as his brain processes the new information* I am sorry Danny I didn't realize...that makes sense....Ill make sure to accommodate you better from now on.

Danny: *smiles softly and says what must of been the ghost speak equivalent of a sincere thank you*

Mr. Lancer: Though I will say this is an odd thing to happen. Is it frequent?

Sam: not as much as it used to be. We think Dannys brain has a hard time masking as just either a ghost or a human sometimes. so it just jumbles the two things together and he gets stuck with a random ghost attribute.

Tucker: yeah its why he wears shades for his "migraines " sometimes. Those were to hide his scary eyes when he couldn't get them to go back to normal.

Mr. Lancer: Scary ey- *Danny flashes his eyes and startles Mr. Lancer so bad that he falls out of his desk chair.*

Danny: *shouts in gibberish and quickly floats over the desk to offer to help his teacher up off the ground*

Mr. Lancer: *hesitently takes the hand of his very human looking but still floating student and pulls himself up* this is going to take getting used to.

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Mr. Lancer: *looks up from the glowing document he was just handed* I dont think this counts as a permission slip.

Observant: Thats because its not, its...i suppose the best human word would be a subpoena.

Mr. Lancer: WAIT, WHAT?? *Leans to the side so he can make eye contact with Danny who's currently looking like he wants to be anywhere but here* Mr. Fenton why are you being summoned by some type of ghostly court of law?????

Observant: *cutting Danny off before he can say anything* because as current king he is judge, jury, and even executioner if he so sees fit. We can not continue without him there.

Everyone in the classroom: KING??????!!!?!!??

Wes: y'all are really gonna skip over the executioner bit there?

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Danny: I am really sorry but this festival only happens once a cycle and I really need to be there.

Mr. Lancer: absolutely not. You need to present your presentation on your cultural roots that Day.

Danny: wait so let me get this straight. Your going to make me miss something that is significantly important in my culture to talk about culture.

Mr lancer: Your culture? Daniel your not a ghost.

Danny: *shocked* not a ghost..... *changes into phantom and starts floating.* didn't realize humans could fly now.

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Like there's so much you can do, and I really wish more people wrote it.

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