Season 1 Of Every Cartoon Series Is Always Like

So I just watched Spiderman No way home...

(Spoilers) and yeah I liked peter's heartbreaking self sacrifice, three spidermen bonding, Doc Oct and everything... BUT MATT MURDOCK

I really wish we got more post reveal stories.

I mean just imagine the DRAMA of it all.

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Mr Lancer: as you all can see this is a fine example of the existential crisis Poe was emerged in as the years marched closer to his death.... *pauses because he notices Danny isn't paying attention* Daniel you'll need to be able to explain what an existential crisis is for the test. Internal strife was driving force for many of the writers during this Era.

Danny: my existence walks a thin tightrope between life and Death. How the heck do you think I dont know what a existential crisis is? I have them almost monthly???

Mr Lancer: I....we really need to find a new school guidance counselor.

Danny: *eyes wide* no we absolutely do not

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*Sam, Tucker, and Danny crowed around Mr. Lancers desk*

Tucker: Danny's brain is being stupid so he can only talk in ghost speak till it fixes itself.

Danny: *spouts gibberish, clearly annoyed that tucker called him stupid*

Mr Lancer: *raises eye brows* I will give you points for creativity Mr. Fenton but Participation is still part of your grade. You can't get out of it that easily.

Danny: *spouting worried giberish, trying and failing to defend himself.*

Sam: Mr. Lancer he's not faking this to get out of class.

Mr. Lancer: then why hasn't he done this in class before now? You can't just use your abilities to get out of work now that everyone knows Mr. Fenton.

Tucker: you haven't seen it before because Danny would skip class out of fear!!

Mr Lancer: *blinks in surprise, mouth opening and closing like a fish as his brain processes the new information* I am sorry Danny I didn't realize...that makes sense....Ill make sure to accommodate you better from now on.

Danny: *smiles softly and says what must of been the ghost speak equivalent of a sincere thank you*

Mr. Lancer: Though I will say this is an odd thing to happen. Is it frequent?

Sam: not as much as it used to be. We think Dannys brain has a hard time masking as just either a ghost or a human sometimes. so it just jumbles the two things together and he gets stuck with a random ghost attribute.

Tucker: yeah its why he wears shades for his "migraines " sometimes. Those were to hide his scary eyes when he couldn't get them to go back to normal.

Mr. Lancer: Scary ey- *Danny flashes his eyes and startles Mr. Lancer so bad that he falls out of his desk chair.*

Danny: *shouts in gibberish and quickly floats over the desk to offer to help his teacher up off the ground*

Mr. Lancer: *hesitently takes the hand of his very human looking but still floating student and pulls himself up* this is going to take getting used to.

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Mr. Lancer: *looks up from the glowing document he was just handed* I dont think this counts as a permission slip.

Observant: Thats because its not, its...i suppose the best human word would be a subpoena.

Mr. Lancer: WAIT, WHAT?? *Leans to the side so he can make eye contact with Danny who's currently looking like he wants to be anywhere but here* Mr. Fenton why are you being summoned by some type of ghostly court of law?????

Observant: *cutting Danny off before he can say anything* because as current king he is judge, jury, and even executioner if he so sees fit. We can not continue without him there.

Everyone in the classroom: KING??????!!!?!!??

Wes: y'all are really gonna skip over the executioner bit there?

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Danny: I am really sorry but this festival only happens once a cycle and I really need to be there.

Mr. Lancer: absolutely not. You need to present your presentation on your cultural roots that Day.

Danny: wait so let me get this straight. Your going to make me miss something that is significantly important in my culture to talk about culture.

Mr lancer: Your culture? Daniel your not a ghost.

Danny: *shocked* not a ghost..... *changes into phantom and starts floating.* didn't realize humans could fly now.

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Like there's so much you can do, and I really wish more people wrote it.

Also I may one shot all of these at some point 😅💖

Not alone

Childhood

Children tend to imitate the adults around them, especially those whom they admire. Mannerisms, personality traits, hobbies, and style are all up for grabs.

Does that change for children who are dead?

Why, yes.

The tendency grows stronger.

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CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME HOW THE FUCK DANNY PHANTOM’S SKIN GETS MORE TAN WHEN HE TURNS INTO A MOTHERFUCKIN GHOST 

in every universe

Charlie Cox (iPhone 6)

How sad all of this is