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Wheres that fucking tweet

oh ok

a girlfriend is just a weighted blanket that bites you

Being fingered by someone under a blanket while you're watching a movie…. whispering filthy things into your ear while you're softly grinding against their hand…..

@artwood.ig

mating press not just because I get to be as deep inside you as possible, not just because I get to pin you under me with my whole body, not just because I get to spread your legs apart and stretch you out, but because I get to look into your eyes as I tell you I'm about to cum inside

some trends i am really down for

being nice to people working in customer service

girls in thigh-highs

receiving $400,000

pasta

Margaret Atwood, from True Stories: Poems; "Postcard," originally published in 1981

It's all about the aftercare! Hold them tight. Stroke their hair. Kiss them on the forehead. Rock them in your arms. Tell them they did a good job.

Dude, where’s my kissy. Where is my fuckin snuggles bro

exposure therapy but it’s just me showing you my tits

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there's a post where someone said "can you respect trans women who look like men" and someone responded something like "hell yeah I love people who fuck with gender!" and like... yeah that's cool, but in a lot of spaces "trans woman who looks like a man" is a lot less likely to be someone who is intentionally comfortably presenting masculine, and a lot more likely to be a girl who hasn't started transition, or can't safely, or just didn't or couldn't put in the effort to pass as fem today, and a lot of them will just look like schlubby dudes and not a radically presenting queer person. and you should be able to respect that.

idk how to flirt i’m just awkward & if you like me, you like me. lolll

(x)

Nap dates? Nap dates anyone? I promise we can fuck between naps.

“you’re so mean to me” yeah and you get off to it so what’s your point?

Loving devotion and obsession that turns into feral possessive breeding

You seem nice

puts you in my backpack

Stop being shy and flirt with me already

i hope i am not merely a blog to you but also somebody you would get rained on with at a historic site

if you flirt with me i will start imagining how your fingers would feel in my mouth

let's cuddle for an hour or a day or i could just stay in ur arms forever

sorry i can't shut the fuck up do you still wanna fuck me

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should be riding some dorks thigh while they tell me how pretty I am as they grope me