Bakugo: Here’s Your Damn Drink.

Dp x DC prompt

Damian and Tim are in a League of Shadows base, preparing to capture and question a guard to find out more information they were lacking when a Bruce Adoption Bait of a teen walks in, yells "Hell yeah they got a pool!" and immediately dives into the Lazarus pits in front of them. Tim and Damian are horrified. How did this teen get in? Why did he just kill himself? Why did he think the pit was a pool? Why was he hot?

#for later

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Just a random AU idea, what if at the Mugen Train, when Akaza arrives he see’s Tanjiro injured on the ground and gets flashbacks to his human life where past life Tanjiro is his fiancé and then he attacks Kyojuro thinking he was the one that hurt Tanjiro.

Kyojuro slices Akaza's arm thinking the upper moon wants to hurt Tanjirou, meanwhile upper three thinks Kyojuro injured Tanjirou and wants to take him with him.

They fight, but Akaza takes every opportunity to get closer to Tanjirou.

"My name is Tanjirou! I think you're mistaking me for someone else!" He says, confused, because Akaza has been calling him another name the whole night.

"Come with me, Tanjirou!"

At first Tanjirou refuses, but Kyojuro gets seriously injured and he's aware he can't protect him in his condition.

"If I come with you, you won't hurt Rengoku-san anymore or my friends?"

"I promise!"

And that's how Akaza manages to take Tanjirou that night.

"Don't worry, it's still here"

Izuku, after getting lost in the desert: Oh my God, we’re gonna die!

Bakugo: Calm down-

Izuku: Werewolves come out at night, Kacchan! I got thick thighs and a fat ass, I don’t want anyone eating me!

Bakugo: There’s a lot to unpack with that.

Bakugo: Is that my sweater?

Kirishima, looking down confused: No? I stole this from Denki

Denki: Oh well I stole it from Sero

Sero: it's not mine, I got it from Jiro

Jiro: I borrowed it from Tsuyu

Tsuyu: I got it from Mina

Mina: .... I may have stolen it out of Ochako's closet

Ochako: Only because I stole it from Iida first

Iida: Don't look at me l borrowed it from Shoto

Shoto: I only had it because I thought it was Izuku’s?

Izuki: Oh shit, I did steal that from you Katsuki

Izuku: What are you two up to tonight?

Todoroki, talking about late-night training: I’m gonna make Bakugo beg for mercy tonight.

Izuku, blushing: What?

Bakugo: DON’T EVER FU*KING PHRASE IT LIKE THAT IN FRONT OF PEOPLE.

💥: stop trying to outkiss me dammit! 🥦: i'm not- 💥: attacking me while i'm asleep is weak 🥦:

💥: it's a tie you know, you have to try harder 🥦: are you really keeping score

Izuku: How can you say to Todoroki-kun that we don’t trust him with our baby?

Bakugo: Because I don’t. Why did you even let him go check on her?

Izuku, turning up volume: Because, you’ll hear on the baby monitor that he’s doing great.

Todoroki, through monitor: Okay, little one. I’ll take great care of you, Uncle Shouto loves you so much.

BKDK Baby: Papa.

Izuku and Bakugo:

Izuku:…Was that her first word?

BKDK Baby: Papa.

Todoroki: No, no, little one. Papa is the mean grinch downstairs that we’re gonna go see, so I can rub this in his face.

Bakugo, shaking with anger:

Todoroki, through monitor: You hear that, asshat? She called me PAPA.

Izuku, running after Bakugo: KACCHAN NO!

What if Danny was pregnant when he escapes. He'll be scared of losing this baby like all the others. Maybe he'll also be scared of Tim trying to end the pregnancy or take away the baby.

So...anyone remember that version of the Rejected Soulmate AU where Danny turns Tim into a Halfa against his will and Tim developed picture powers and trapped Phantom in a painting?

Well I do and I'm about to make it everyone else's problem.

When Danny is finally released from the painting he is not okay. He had been trapped in an attic where pretty much no one went to and then everyone outright avoided for years.

He was essentially stuck in solitary confinement for Ancients know how long. People don't just walk away from that and get to be perfectly sane afterwords. Whats more was that Dannys core was damaged right before being picturefied. Usually the damage sustained would have been nothing more than the equivalent of a skinned knee but being surrounded on all sides by the essence or not only another ghost but another Halfa...well...when two ghosts mix thier essences together they can create a new core.

A baby.

Unfortunately for Phantom both of them were Halfas and Danny had no access to human requirements such as food and water.

Phantoms body couldn't handle the strain of a pregnancy and he had a miscarriage. Worse still, he was constantly surrounded by Tim's essence so he just...kept getting pregnant and kept having miscarriage after miscarriage. When Danny was released he sobbed. It wasn't unusual so hear sobbing or crying from what was dubbed "Dannys room" all around him were the empty cores of the children he had lost, splayed across the floor without a glow and without a life. He looked up at the wall he had been hanging on and saw a distinct discoloration where his portrait used to be. For the love of the Ancients, how long had be been trapped there??

Danny eventually managed to calm down and went over to one of the boxes that hadn't been touched since Alfred stopped coming he tried not to think about that and quietly dumped the contents out onto the floor and used the box to gather up the so many far too many cores.

He would hold a funeral for them all at a later date, but for now he needed to escape the manor.

Sneaking down the stairs he kept his senses sharp. There seemed to be no one in the manor and it appeared to have been that way for quite some time. Alfred would rise from the grave himself if he knew how much dust had accumulated in his absence.

Danny walked past a puddle on the living room floor absently noting the large stain on the ceiling that periodically let a drop splash down into the dampness below. What had happened here? Clearly Tim hadn't died the rest of the way anytime soon after locking Danny up and throwing away the key, so what was up with the manor? How long had Danny been gone? Did they abandon him along with the house? That thought sent his stomach churning.

He knew Tim didn't want him. He had been okay with that so long as he played with him. Most soulmate bonds were platonic and Danny wasn't above pestering someone for attention. Red Robin had almost always seemed annoyed by his presence though and never really gave him a chance even when he seemed to be having fun with whatever "mini game" he had constructed (he made sure to base them off of Reds own hobbies and likes) he had seemed to be holding himself back. Tim never opened up to Danny.

Now Danny was the one trying to avoid Tim as he slipped out one of the manors secret passageways. Thank you old school money and your paranoid aristocrats. He wondered it Bruce even knew of all the secret passageways the Phantom had scoped out in Wayne Manor as he slipped out of a bush behind some old house on another property. Judging on how he had to phase his way out of the hidden door and under the bushes roots he'd go out on a limb and guess no one had used this one in quite a while.

He decided to still stick to the shadows. Even if he had escaped the manor it didn't change the fact that if Tim didn't already know he escaped he would soon enough and would be out looking for him with the rest of the furry patrol.

What about Hood? Did he still hate him? Danny wasn't even sure what went wrong. One day they were friends and then the next he wouldn't even look at him. Did Tim say something? Would he stoop so low? Either way he didn't think Hood would help him. He could feel Hoods Ecto-signature over in the direction of Crime Alley so he couldn't have been trapped for two long, right?

Wrong. So so wrong. According to the date on the electronic billboard he had been trapped for 133 years. Ancients. In other news Tim Drake had been attacked and fallen into a coma not too long ago, which would explain why Danny was free and not being chased. That and his collar that hid his ecto signature. Every day he's thankful for it.

Now would be the best time to leave Gotham. Now while everyone is distracted and Tim can't shove Danny back into his own private Hell.

By the time Tim realizes Danny is missing he will already be long gone.