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Percy “I am impertinent” Jackson really looked Zeus dead in the eye and said “Your family is a mess”

people who only use conventional social media are so funny bc they’ll casually be like “can I see your tumblr??” are you Insane. this is no instagram or twitter. this is my vault of secrets

actually hilarious that colin bridgerton returned to london absolutely determined to be in his slut era. he said if there is one thing i am it is a whore. and then one (1) kiss with penelope later he was like neverMIND i am a MARRIED MAN i am MONOGAMOUS life is about LIFELONG PARTNERSHIP ACTUALLY

fred darts is actually the funniest thing i have ever witnessed in my life. i don’t think you understand the visceral laughter that erupts within me when i watch him

ur welcome

what if i killed myself huh? HUH?

Paget Brewster as Emily Prentiss 

Criminal Minds | 3.03

Fred Darts being clinically insane for 10 minutes (comp)

edited by me

yt: @theekroko

suicide party everyone invited