eltingvillez - bill no. 1 kisser
bill no. 1 kisser

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2 years ago

omg i love this i love this

Things My Girlfriend Pays Me To Draw

things my girlfriend pays me to draw

2 years ago

i like how most of them sound incredulous ichimatsu's the one who's gay

like they're fine with it, ichimatsu just did not tick the gaydar hard enough

pov ichimatsu comes out to his brothers

2 years ago

NOOOO UGH

I just had to unfollow someone bc they were a proshipper T-T

I thought they used one of their tags in a negative way ugh

and they were in so many of my fandoms noooo

2 years ago

all night long

Day 6 And Also A Bonus Stupid Kara Wearing Foot Thongs Shitpost  Idk LOL
Day 6 And Also A Bonus Stupid Kara Wearing Foot Thongs Shitpost  Idk LOL

day 6 and also a bonus stupid kara wearing foot thongs shitpost  idk LOL

skweezymatsu strikes back

2 years ago

crosses fingers once more

eltingvillez - bill no. 1 kisser
2 years ago

💕💨✨💗🫴🪃🫳💗✨💨💕

Emoji spell to bring love back to you!!

likes to charge // reblog to cast

2 years ago

OH MY GOD THIS IS SO USEFUL I ONLY JOINED A FEW WEEKS AGO BUT I LOVE THIS SM SM

A Guide For New Users Fleeing From Twitter, From A User Who Needed One When They First Started:

Hi to everyone fleeing from twitter, Elon Musk is shit and he already has had an actively harmful effect on the site, one that will only get worse. So, welcome to Tumblr, it can be kind of intimidating, given its reputation and how many different features there are, I was certainly confused and intimidated when I first logged on and as I’m active on both I sympathise with y’all, so here’s a guide to anyone new:

Put your hashtags in the hashtag section. This is the only way they’ll actually have any sort of effect, or appear when you search for something. Don’t post them on the post itself.

There is a character limit for hashtags and a quite high hashtag limit. Go wild. Writing entire speeches is common. 

Don’t tag lots of unrelated stuff to your posts, that’ll get you reported for Spam and just hated in general

Don’t censor words, users are fine with swearing, doing so especially with triggering content makes it hard for people to limit their exposure to said triggering content.

There’s no such thing as ratioing.

We don’t have quote retweeting, every reblog, comment, etc counts to op’s post. They can see it all, and will be notified depending on their notification settings.

Change your icon, people will think you’re a bot if you use the default.

Give yourself a bio, it’ll make you look like a person.

Follow people and tags, that’s the only way you’re gonna see the content you wanna see. The foryoupage isn’t to be trusted.

Actually reblog stuff, liking has no effect, reblogging is the only important thing here as there is no like based algorithm. Doing so will also make you appear human.

You can hide your likes and who you’re following. Doing so is not frowned upon in the slightest.

You can block tags, similarly to muting words on twitter.

You can have multiple blogs tied to one account. 

You can customise your blog, go wild.

There is no word limit, you can write as you want. But if it gets too long make use of the keep reading feature, (the three dots beside the add gif feature)

There is an image limit of thirty, up from the former ten, though for some they may be stuck at only using ten, tumblr is kinda inconsistent. If you want to add more you’ll have to reblog your own post. 

There is no reblogging limit when it comes to a post, though there is a daily posting limit, go wild, only your followers will be upset.

You can have videos, gifs and pictures in the same post.

You can just post audio.

Adult content is still banned, but actual moderation and enforcement is spotty, especially if it’s written. 

Spam liking and reblogging isn’t a thing. Go wild.

You have an ask box that people can submit stuff to. You can respond or just delete the post. You can remove anon capability from it (which will get rid of most of the hate), or outright bar it.

You can’t private your account but you can restrict commenting and reblogging. Edit: I’ve been informed that you can in fact make your blog password protected, it’s just that it’s a rarely done thing and not widely known.

Block whoever and whenever, it’s not a big deal. Though if someone you’ve blocked has reblogged and added to a post and someone you follow reblogs that, their commentary will still be included in the post you see.

We don’t have muting, only blocking.

Yes, direct messaging is a thing (it’s the little smiley face)

The only way to promote your is through ‘tumblr blaze’, you pay a certain amount of money and your post will be promoted, but not targeted, so no invasions of privacy. You are subject to the employee’s whims on whether or not it gets promoted and unfortunately hate speech has been allowed.

Tumblr has tendency to hide/consume comments, posts and asks, don’t be surprised if they go missing.

Tumblr searching a blog relies on tags, words in the post and the users name, keep that in mind.

Posts will remain after you delete your account or the original post if they have been reblogged.

Years old posts are still circulating and that is considered normal.

You can queue up posts to be released when you’re not using your account. Or you can just post whenever you’re active. Go wild.

Wizards exist and are very popular on this site. Accept it.

There are posts with no notes that will never gain any more than a sing note for your like. Accept it.

There are posts will no op. Accept it.

Trans and autistic people dominate this site.

Don’t get pissy when someone tags a post ‘tw (insert slur)’, or any trigger warning for that matter, most are just being considerate of their followers who may be triggered by such content.

Twitter discourse is regularly mocked, it’s not gonna fly here.

No, we don’t call each other oomfs, or anything like that. We just have mutuals.

Tumblr in general lacks a lot colloquialisms that began on twitter.

We do have ‘blorbo’ ‘poor little meow meow’ etc.

Trying to go viral or trying to corporate is frowned upon.

Tumblr has a tendency to blacklist things tagged like ‘crowdfunding’ so bring that kind of logic you use for twitter posts over to tumblr.

We don’t have twitter circles, co-posting, etc.

Tumblr is surprisingly good at recommending blogs.

There are no verified accounts, and your follower count isn’t visible. This is a good thing, trying to change it will get you laughed at.

People are going to just make up stuff, don’t believe everything you see and if it’s a claim about someone, investigate it rather than just believe it.

You can edit your posts after you’ve posted them, but the versions reblogged before said changes will still circulate. This editing of the original has been used as a spruce of comedy

If your worried about people seeing your potentially triggering, or even graphic content and they haven’t blocked the tags you’ve used you can use the keeping reading feature to put the content under the cut and post a warning at the top.

And this is quite important:

Stay anonymous and have fun. There isn’t an expectation to constantly expose inner details of your life, you aren’t expected to use your real face, your real name, age, etc. You’re not even expected to be truthful here. Exist however you wanna exist and have fun, that should be the point of social media. 

Also keep in mind that tumblr has its own distinct culture that is going to take some getting used to. As well as a history any user who’s been here a while will at least somewhat understand.

Also I’ll be editing the post with additional info and corrections provided to me.


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2 years ago

MATSU TOWER MATSU MZTSUUSTOWEWAR

Listen The Art Styles Just Line Up Really Well Okay

Listen the art styles just line up really well okay


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2 years ago

LET HER WIN SHE IS QUEEN SHE IS A GODDESS BELPHEGOR I LOVE HER SM

Number Tournament: THE GOLDEN RATIO vs BELPHEGOR'S PRIME

phi vs inverted pi

[link to all polls]

phi (the golden ratio)

seed: 21 (29 nominations)

previous opponent: beth-one

class: irrational number

definition: the limit of the ratio between two consecutive Fibonacci numbers

Belphegor's prime

seed: 60 (7 nominations)

previous opponent: epsilon

class: prime number

definition: a big palindromic prime with 666 in the middle, named after a demon


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2 years ago

AAAAAAAAAA I JUST A ^^

Matsuno Osomatsu As A Vent Regressor

Matsuno Osomatsu as a Vent Regressor

CW: heavy angst, vent regression/regression through trauma, PTSD, referenced child abuse (y'all remember Tougou, right?), breakdowns, dissociation, masking, alcohol, swearing

This is very much not typical comforting age regressor content. Find some lighter headcanons in my comfort post!

Osomatsu's regression is involuntary and ugly, and he doesn't even realize he does it.

It's rooted in a twisted mix of complicated emotions and trauma, built on the abuse he experienced as a child from the Tougou incident and painted with the crushing expectations of being the eldest Matsuno brother. His brothers all rely on him in their own way, but after all is said and done, who's left for him to rely on?

Even though he has no idea what regression is, Osomatsu recognizes the vulnerability that comes with the headspace. He doesn't want his brothers to know their Onii-chan is struggling so much and keeps it to himself. He's gotten really good at covering up his slips and strategically excusing himself before he breaks down.

Osomatsu regresses squarely to 10 years old—the age he was when the Tougou incident occurred—and he usually plummets into the headspace when he's triggered by past trauma or buckling under the pressure of being a responsible big brother.

This culminates in vivid nightmares and ugly sob sessions, usually hidden away from his brothers where they can't see his weakness. He'll hide in the bedroom closet while his brothers are goofing around downstairs, or the bathroom while his brothers sleep, curl up on the floor, and bawl to the empty room that he doesn't want to be the eldest anymore. He feels so small and vulnerable and helpless, and he doesn't know how to handle it. He wants to be babied and protected for a change.

But he can't. He has to be strong, because he's a big boy and he has to be brave to keep his little brothers safe.

Or Tougou will find out.

And Tougou will be mad.

And Tougou will hurt him.

Or Tougou will hurt them.

When he finally cries himself out, he stays a while longer to collect himself. He dries his tears and mutters half-baked reassurances to himself, trying to be his own Nii-chan.

It doesn't help much. He hopes it doesn't fall this flat when he reassures his brothers.

Not all of his slips into regression are so violent and messy, but even the quiet ones aren't much better. They come with heavy dissociation, brain fog, and anxiety he can't quite explain as he struggles to think and do simple tasks.

He's usually pretty good at playing it off as his usual goofy nature—or maybe it’s just the booze—pretending he's fine like he did back when he was little.

But if his brothers paid enough attention, they might notice how passive he gets, or the ways he seems to blank out, staring at nothing for a moment too long before being brought back by their shenanigans or a call of his name.

Nobody seems to notice. It's easy to slip under the radar when you're just one of six unruly NEETs, and Osomatsu would prefer to keep it that way. He's the eldest, after all. He can handle it. He's an adult for fuck's sake.

They shouldn't have to worry about him.

Matsuno Osomatsu As A Vent Regressor
2 years ago

IRA MY BELOVED

eltingvillez - bill no. 1 kisser
eltingvillez - bill no. 1 kisser
2 years ago

sobbinh

ngl the only reason i dont block the silly bots that follow me is because it makes me feel popular


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2 years ago

come if you wish, i dont mind ^^

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2 years ago

i love choro so much uaehahawhwah

like my matsuno ranking (not that i particularly dislike any of them i love them all is)

choro

jyushi

todo

ichi

tie between kara and oso (sometimes i like one more than the other but usually both)

the most importnat matsu poll.

this isn't a vote for who's your favorite. this is deeper than that.

which one of them gives you cuteness aggression. the one you want to pick up and squeeze too hard. press him in the soft spot on his head

The Most Importnat Matsu Poll.

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2 years ago

helpppp

i forgot how to draw a sans id figured it out like two years ago but then i forgor please i just wanna draw swap


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2 years ago

doing a proper congratulation for baby boy TuT

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2 years ago
I Tried To Draw Flowey From Undertale Uhh (has Not Improved Art-wise In Years And Thought It'd Look Even

i tried to draw flowey from undertale uhh (has not improved art-wise in years and thought it'd look even worse)


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2 years ago

i think im the only one who's extremely proud and happy about this ^^

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It's the last match! Who will be crowned the best character of Osomatsu San: Choromatsu or Matsuyo?

Voting ends in 24 hours!


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2 years ago

yes! yes! yes!

Letting My Vbs Sniff Each Other Through The Door But It's Cool, They're Getting Along

letting my vbs sniff each other through the door but it's cool, they're getting along

2 years ago

YES

YES

YES

YES

DERATIVELOID - HAL STRIDER - ハル ストライダー
DERATIVELOID - HAL STRIDER - ハル ストライダー
DERATIVELOID - HAL STRIDER - ハル ストライダー
DERATIVELOID - HAL STRIDER - ハル ストライダー
DERATIVELOID - HAL STRIDER - ハル ストライダー

DERATIVELOID - HAL STRIDER - ハル ストライダー

Box Art + Character Art + Program Preview

DERATIVELOID - HAL STRIDER - ハル ストライダー

*What's a Derivative: Making Derivatives is an age-old practice in the Vocaloid fandom of making voice configurations and making them characters. This is how we got Akita Neru, Yowane Haku, Zatsune Miku, Kagamine Rinto and Lenka, Akaito, Sakine Meiko, etc, etc. Some derivatives just rocket to popularity to the point where they're considered honorary Vocaloids, often showing up in series as their own characters (e.g.: Evillous Chronicles).

Hal is a preset/voice config that uses Synth V Kevin for ENG (range shifted to second octave/ CTRL + D). So yes, he does sing.

DERATIVELOID - HAL STRIDER - ハル ストライダー
2 years ago

every friendgroup has

underrepresented knowledgeable explorer mother figure

gardener plant enthusiast bioscientist

adhd inventor of gadgets and pranks

natural born stoic leader with a soft core

colourful short fiesty punk artist

stereotypical emo lone wolf with an inflated ego

fish

2 years ago

^^

All My Homies Hate PETA.

All my homies hate PETA.

2 years ago

yummy ^^

Some Fruit and Veggie Mealspo 🍉🍓🫶

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all photos found on pinterest <3

2 years ago

i just

wanna talk with somebody </3

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