Im Laughing So Hard Because No Matter What Song You Listen To 

Hmm

REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches

Great news everyone. There was a kitten wandering in the drive thru at work and my inner warrior cats kid tried to be a hero and capture him.

I have now suffered multiple puncture wounds and have to go to the emergency room.

red blood cell girl bringing you oxygen on a cute little platter and then curtseying

it's cute 🥰

Yeet

This is the Lucky Ace. Reblog to recieve a wad of cash that is oddly specific to your current needs.

extremely fucked up that the only way out is through

A rescued pelican in the backseat.