"we Need Less Sanitized Queer Stories" Yall Keep Saying Fucking She-ra Romanticizes Abuse. You Couldnt

The opposition to the death penalty in me leaving my body when I think about the tech guys responsible for this

A rescued pelican in the backseat.

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

I don't know who needs to hear this, but if the phrase "self care" doesn't resonate with you, try calling it "system maintenance" and see if that clicks.

This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

ALL OF THESE REQUIRE GETTING OUT OF BED

Falin panics when her gf is sad

the paris catacombs are 1000x more fucked up than i imagined

reblog if you’re transgender, genderqueer, or if you think you could survive being hit with a 14” shell fired from a Pennsylvania-class battleship